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What happens if Santa gets sick on Christmas Eve?

Dear Ernest (on behalf of Elf Dr. Lionel, head of the North Pole Medical Center), What happens if Santa gets sick on Christmas Eve? Savannah Magnolia, NC USA That's a really good question and, honestly, it is one we ask and worry…
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Who or what does a Secret Spy for Santa spy on?

Dear Elf Ernest (on behalf of Elf Agent X, Santa's head of Secret Spies), Who or what does a secret spy for Santa spy on? Maggie Commerce City, USA Excellent question! A secret spy for Santa keeps his eye on everything thinking…
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What do reindeer do for fun?

Dear Ernest (on behalf of Elf Victor, Santa's head of Reindeer Operations), What do the reindeer do for fun? Cameron Washburn, USA Reindeer are very physical animals. They love to run. They love to jump. They love to play with each…
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Does Santa’s sleigh have any turbo charged rocket boosters?

Dear Ernest (answering on behalf of Elf Quinton, Santa's Sleigh Master), Does Santa's sleigh have any turbo charged rocket boosters? Jeremiah Tennessee, USA Nope. Santa flies completely by reindeer power. Thanks to a lot of really…
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Can I get step-by-step instructions on how to wrap a present?

Dear Ernest, Can Elf Wally give me step-by-step instructions on how to wrap a present? Include boxes and cylinders. Alana United States Elf Wally is certainly the expert to ask this of. So I did. And this is what he said that you…
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Do elves ever pee themselves?

Dear Ernest, Do elves ever pee themselves? Kirsty Ireland Well. That's a delicate question. When I first saw this question I thought someone was kidding, maybe pulling my leg. But I see it is from you, Kirsty, and I understand…
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How does Santa eat all those cookies in one night?

Dear Ernest, How does Santa eat all of the cookies in one night? Angelina California, USA (Actually, this question was asked of Elf Agent X -- and he thought I should answer it, so here goes:) It's true. Santa does eat a lot of…
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When will everyone be told what the Big Building with No Name is all about?

Dear Ernest, When will everyone be told what the Big Building with No Name is all about? Francesca England Dear Francesca, That's a really good question. I have that question myself. You have to understand that Christmas is…
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What do the reindeer eat?

Dear Ernest, What do the reindeer eat? Fiona Portales, NM USA I decided to talk to Elf Victor, Santa's head of reindeer operations, about that question. I know that I leave out carrots for them on Christmas Eve. But I started to wonder…
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Is Santa a Jedi?

Dear Ernest, Is Santa a Jedi? love, Todd New York, USA Not yet. Excellent question. Do you have a question for the North Pole? Ask an Elf!
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Can Santa’s sleigh be a different color than red?

Dear Ernest, Can Santa's sleigh be a different color than red? Emory USA Yes. It frequently is a different color. Most people just think it is red. Santa loves the color red. And red is a natural color for something as fast as…
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Do elves have normal jobs like policemen?

Dear Ernest, Do elves have normal jobs like policemen, nurses or grocers? Lily Argentina Most excellent question! Yes, we have elves who do "normal" stuff here at the North Pole. Elf Dr. Lionel, for example, is a doctor. He doesn't…
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How is the North Pole Post Office Organized?

Dear Ernest, How is the North Pole post office organized? Emily London, England Emily, I asked Elf Hugo to explain the answer to this question, since he's in charge over there at the North Pole post office. Elf Hugo says the…
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What does Santa’s Workshop look like?

Dear Ernest, What does Santa's workshop look like? Gerry United States Actually, that's a really good questions. There have been so many ideas put out there by movies and cartoons and television shows about Santa's workshop that many…
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How do you speak Elf?

Dear Ernest, How do you speak Elf? Do Elves have their own language? Jade Australia Elf language is something that every elf has to learn. When we come to the North Pole we just speak the language we grew up with. Not every elf understands…