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The Not-so-Mysterious World of Elves

What do kids write to Santa when they aren't sharing their Christmas wishes? Well, they ask Santa for a job. We're not sure who puts them up to it. But it is a question that perplexes even the most brilliant elves at the North Pole (that would…
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Santa Speaks 2014

As we start our trek into the Holiday Season, it is customary for Santa to sit down with a member of the media to discuss the issues of the day and the latest happenings at the North Pole. This Year, Santa sat down with Austin Ball of the Madison…
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Biblical Proof of Santa Claus

The Bible says that Santa exists. This startling revelation comes to us at the North Pole in the form of a letter from a scientist, Dr. Jasper Bumgartner. Here is the full text of what he wrote: Dear Sirs, In the interest of scientific integrity…
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Catching Santa: Ain’t Gonna Happen

When it comes to Santa simple logic just escapes people. For example, people think Santa keeps a list of kids who are “naughty” and kids who are “nice”. That story has been around for years. It ain’t true. We’ve told you that…
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Santa Speaks 2013

Every year Santa Claus sits down with one lucky member of the media for an extensive interview. Everything is on the table and anything can be discussed. This year Santa sat down with Angela Petrie of Coventry Daily Herald, a small publication…
Become an Elf
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Top Ten Reasons You Don’t Want to Be an Elf

There is no doubting the ambition of every kid out there to be one of Santa’s elves. We hear it all the time. It is the most common question we get here at the North Pole: how do I become an elf? Kids, before you start sending in the emails…
Thanksgiving at the North Pole
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It Ain’t About a Bird

Santa gets to see every letter sent to the North Pole eventually. But he has a lot of help in answering the thousands of letters that he receives each week. He'd love to answer each one personally, but he just can't. And, in many of the letters,…
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Santa Speaks 2012

It’s October and that can only mean one thing, it’s time for Santa’s annual interview with the media. Every year Santa sits down with a member of the media to talk about what’s going on in the world, how things are going at the North…
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What is Mrs. Claus’ first name?

Dear Ernest, What is Mrs. Claus' first name? Thanks, Bill Hi Bill, I'll tell you, Bill I haven't the foggiest idea. You see, Mr. and Mrs. Claus are very private people, despite their very public roles. I am in the delicate…
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Santa Speaks 2011

Santa Claus annually meets with the media to conduct a candid interview about what he thinks on a variety of topics. This year Santa sat down with Mark Wade, the new Ambassador to the North Pole from My Merry Christmas.com, who is conducting…
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Top 10 Things Never to Say on Santa’s Lap

10. Well, I guess it depends on your definition of naughty. 9. The doctor says it's not that contagious. 8. I have a really good recipe for reindeer meat. 7. Sorry. I'm pretty nervous. Next time I won't drink so much water before…
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When It is Not Christmas at the North Pole

It nearly hit 70 degrees here the other day. Almost had to take my sweater off. That's sweltering for the North Pole. Such is summer here. Oh, I know what you're saying. Some of you think it is Christmas here all the time. Many have visions…
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Santa Speaks 2010

Every October Santa sits down to be interviewed by a media personality. This has been his tradition almost as long as there has been a modern media. This year, Santa sat down with legendary West Virginia newsman Rusty Belz of radio station WVIP.…
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Playing Head Games with Santa

Santa knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Pretty scary, huh? But what's the big deal? A really good cat burglar can know the same thing about you. What's worse is that he knows if you've been bad or good. Think about…
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How does Santa get down the chimney?

Dear Ernest, How does Santa get down the chimney with all of his presents? From, Phoebe Hello Phoebe, Before I answer your question, did I ever tell you that one of my favorite names in the world is Phoebe? I think it would…