

Why the Big Guy is a Big Guy
We live in a politically correct world these days. That means…

In Honor of the Christmas Stocking
In this political season polls and focus groups seem to be all…




Why Santa Doesn’t Use Eight Tiny Penguins
Fact: Santa uses reindeer to deliver the goods. When we grow…



Halloween: What’s the Point?
I don't get Halloween. Ok, so there isn't a seven-year-old kid…


How does Santa live for so long?
Dear Elf Ernest, How does Santa live for so many years? Most…