{"id":10452,"date":"2005-09-29T13:26:59","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T13:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/?p=10452"},"modified":"2014-09-29T13:27:43","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T13:27:43","slug":"top-10-ways-santa-knows-you-have-been-naughty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/top-10-ways-santa-knows-you-have-been-naughty\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Ways Santa Knows You Have Been Naughty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. That &#8220;Better Luck Next Year&#8221; banner that <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Santa<\/a> left you before is still up. <\/p>\n<p>9. When you ask <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Santa<\/a> for a new BBQ to go with all that coal you&#8217;ve been getting for years now. <\/p>\n<p>8. Your Mom tells <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Santa<\/a> that your stocking is in the dryer. <\/p>\n<p>7. <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Santa<\/a> saw the empty Oreos bag on the floor but no cookies on the plate last year. <\/p>\n<p>6. All that stomping registers on the Richter scale at the <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">North Pole<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>5. That scale measures most of your stomps at an 8 or higher. <\/p>\n<p>4. The elves bet heavily against you just before the naughty list comes out. <\/p>\n<p>3. They&#8217;re naming hurricanes after you. <\/p>\n<p>2. Your principal has got your parents phone number on &#8220;speed dial&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>1. That darn photo of you in the post office gives you away every time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. That &#8220;Better Luck Next Year&#8221; banner that Santa left you before is still up. 9. When you ask Santa for a new BBQ to go with all that coal you&#8217;ve been getting for years now. 8. Your Mom tells Santa that your stocking is in the dryer. 7. Santa saw the empty Oreos bag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4204,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","iawp_total_views":36,"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-north-pole","category-north-pole-top-ten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10452\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}