{"id":10454,"date":"2009-09-29T13:27:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T13:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/?p=10454"},"modified":"2014-09-29T13:28:51","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T13:28:51","slug":"top-10-things-santa-does-to-pass-the-offseason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/top-10-things-santa-does-to-pass-the-offseason\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things Santa Does to Pass the Offseason"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. Travels the world with a reindeer pooper-scooper. <\/p>\n<p>9. Thinks up 12 more days of <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Christmas<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>8. Writes new <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Christmas<\/a> top ten lists. <\/p>\n<p>7. Drops watermelons from the top of David Letterman&#8217;s house. <\/p>\n<p>6. Takes pictures on the Easter Bunny&#8217;s lap. <\/p>\n<p>5. Walks the malls muttering &#8220;Where&#8217;s my chair?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>4. Sends clever audition videos trying to get on &#8220;Survivor&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">Elf<\/a> bowling (you figure it out) <\/p>\n<p>2. Tries to understand the difference between &#8220;wrap&#8221; and &#8220;rap&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>1. Roams parking lots asking police &#8220;Have you seen my sleigh?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Travels the world with a reindeer pooper-scooper. 9. Thinks up 12 more days of Christmas. 8. Writes new Christmas top ten lists. 7. Drops watermelons from the top of David Letterman&#8217;s house. 6. Takes pictures on the Easter Bunny&#8217;s lap. 5. Walks the malls muttering &#8220;Where&#8217;s my chair?&#8221; 4. Sends clever audition videos trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4204,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","iawp_total_views":61,"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-north-pole","category-north-pole-top-ten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10454\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}