{"id":10456,"date":"2011-06-29T13:28:59","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T13:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/?p=10456"},"modified":"2014-09-29T13:29:54","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T13:29:54","slug":"top-10-things-never-to-say-on-santas-lap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/top-10-things-never-to-say-on-santas-lap\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things Never to Say on Santa&#8217;s Lap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. Well, I guess it depends on your definition of naughty. <\/p>\n<p>9. The doctor says it&#8217;s not that contagious. <\/p>\n<p>8. I have a really good recipe for reindeer meat. <\/p>\n<p>7. Sorry. I&#8217;m pretty nervous. Next time I won&#8217;t drink so much water before I come. <\/p>\n<p>6. You can&#8217;t believe everything Mommy says, you know. <\/p>\n<p>5. Red&#8217;s not really your color, is it? <\/p>\n<p>4. You know, cookies and milk are really high in cholesterol. <\/p>\n<p>3. I don&#8217;t think my chimney is, you know, for the big and tall. <\/p>\n<p>2. Being good? You were serious about that? <\/p>\n<p>1. Say &#8212; can I get a couple elves to come on over for a good foot rub?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Well, I guess it depends on your definition of naughty. 9. The doctor says it&#8217;s not that contagious. 8. I have a really good recipe for reindeer meat. 7. Sorry. I&#8217;m pretty nervous. Next time I won&#8217;t drink so much water before I come. 6. You can&#8217;t believe everything Mommy says, you know. 5. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4204,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","iawp_total_views":34,"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-north-pole","category-north-pole-top-ten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}