{"id":17378,"date":"2014-11-30T02:30:37","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T09:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/?p=17378"},"modified":"2014-11-26T10:15:32","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T17:15:32","slug":"do-elves-have-normal-jobs-like-policemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/do-elves-have-normal-jobs-like-policemen\/","title":{"rendered":"Do elves have normal jobs like policemen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dear Ernest,<\/p>\n<p>Do elves have normal jobs like policemen, nurses or grocers?<\/p>\n<p>Lily<br \/>\nArgentina<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Most excellent question!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, we have elves who do &#8220;normal&#8221; stuff here at the <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">North Pole<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">Elf<\/a> Dr. Lionel, for example, is a doctor. He doesn&#8217;t make toys like a lot of Santa&#8217;s elves. <\/p>\n<p>We have elves who are garbage men, grocers, firemen, policemen, vets, truck drivers, snow plow drivers &#8212; well, just about anything and everything. The <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">North Pole<\/a> is just like any where else. These are important jobs and someone has to do them. Because it happens at the <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">North Pole<\/a>, they are elves. <\/p>\n<p>Like all elves, they have to take an oath to live by <a href=\"http:\/\/elfhq.com\/the-elf-code\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>The Elf Code<\/strong><\/a>. And they meet with <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Santa<\/a> every year too. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/celebrating-20-years-of-the-merry-forums\/\">Santa<\/a> loves and pays attention to all his elves.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/elfhq.com\/ask-any-elf-a-question\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Have a question? Ask an elf!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Ernest, Do elves have normal jobs like policemen, nurses or grocers? Lily Argentina Most excellent question! Yes, we have elves who do &#8220;normal&#8221; stuff here at the North Pole. Elf Dr. Lionel, for example, is a doctor. He doesn&#8217;t make toys like a lot of Santa&#8217;s elves. We have elves who are garbage men, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17370,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","iawp_total_views":137,"footnotes":""},"categories":[90,86],"tags":[159],"class_list":["post-17378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ask-ernest","category-north-pole","tag-ask-an-elf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17378\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}