{"id":17789,"date":"2014-12-06T02:30:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-06T09:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/?p=17789"},"modified":"2014-11-30T08:41:06","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T15:41:06","slug":"do-elves-ever-pee-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/do-elves-ever-pee-themselves\/","title":{"rendered":"Do elves ever pee themselves?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dear Ernest,<\/p>\n<p>Do elves ever pee themselves?<\/p>\n<p>Kirsty<br \/>\nIreland<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well. That&#8217;s a delicate question. <\/p>\n<p>When I first saw this question I thought someone was kidding, maybe pulling my leg. But I see it is from you, Kirsty, and I understand why you are asking it. So I will tell you. <\/p>\n<p>First of all, I talked to <a href=\"http:\/\/santaupdate.com\/elves\/elf-lionel-head-of-the-north-pole-medical-department\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Elf Dr. Lionel<\/strong><\/a> about this question. He took it very seriously. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Some people think elves are magic,&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/northpole-7\/\">Elf<\/a> Lionel said. &#8220;But they are just people like anyone else. Accidents happen. They get sick some times. So the simple answer to Kirsty&#8217;s question is yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I could tell you stories of times when this has happened. But it isn&#8217;t necessary, Kirsty. Let&#8217;s just say that it happens sometimes and it is no big deal. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/elfhq.com\/ask-any-elf-a-question\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Have a question? Ask an elf! <\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Ernest, Do elves ever pee themselves? Kirsty Ireland Well. That&#8217;s a delicate question. When I first saw this question I thought someone was kidding, maybe pulling my leg. But I see it is from you, Kirsty, and I understand why you are asking it. So I will tell you. First of all, I talked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17370,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","iawp_total_views":72,"footnotes":""},"categories":[90,86],"tags":[159],"class_list":["post-17789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ask-ernest","category-north-pole","tag-ask-an-elf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17789\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}