Ladies, please. If you’re tempted by any of these, men everywhere beg you to reconsider: <\/p>\n
10. Anne of Avonlea\/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage<\/p>\n
9. Any knick-knack<\/p>\n
8. Tickets to the ballet<\/p>\n
7. Another new tie<\/p>\n
6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket<\/p>\n
5. New teddy bear pajamas<\/p>\n
4. Vacuum cleaner<\/p>\n
3. A weekend seminar on \u201cGetting in Touch With Your Feelings\u201d<\/p>\n
2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers<\/p>\n
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well maybe.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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