1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.<\/p>\n
2. Give them to your son for a science project<\/p>\n
3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that\u2019s making it\u2019s rounds every year.<\/p>\n
4. Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.<\/p>\n
5. Mash them down and use for mortar when building a log cabin.<\/p>\n
6. Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.<\/p>\n
7. Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.<\/p>\n
8. Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.<\/p>\n
9. Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.<\/p>\n
10. Last and probably least \u2013 try eating it! One way to get rid of it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover. 2. Give them to your son for a science project 3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that\u2019s making it\u2019s rounds every year. 4. Use it to hold up a broken table or chair […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","iawp_total_views":54,"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,70],"tags":[181],"class_list":["post-22707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas-foods","category-holiday-humor","tag-fruitcake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22707\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mymerrychristmas.com\/x\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}