Guys — we gave the women your list of what not to get. Now it is time for you to understand what NOT to get her this year. Take some notes:<\/p>\n
10. A car wash kit<\/p>\n
9. A table saw<\/p>\n
8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City\u2019s Home Theatre Installation Seminar<\/p>\n
7. A case of oil<\/p>\n
6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated<\/p>\n
5. Custom engraved bowling ball<\/p>\n
4. New outboard motor for fishing boat<\/p>\n
3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD<\/p>\n
2. New satellite dish with sports package<\/p>\n
1. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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