Christmas Countdown - 2013

[made582]

Okay, lets face it, Valerie is no Harry Slatkin. So lets just move on.

 

[Binger]

Stop with the bobble head. Stop it. Stop it.

 

[sugar142286]

We're busy on the phones......

Keep trying to call...1000's on the lines.


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[made582]

OMG!!! It's a candle!!!! We get it already!!!!

 

[sugar142286]

Stop with the bobble head. Stop it. Stop it.

It's the wine. She can't help it.


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[xmas365]

Why does everyone think that Santa smells like Cinnamon? Valerie, Poo-Pourri

Everyone knows it's peppermint. cheesy

 

[Binger]

Ohhh she says.. It smells.. Where's the poo pourri to cover my candle smell..

 

[made582]

Oh no!!! She did not just say to use the boxes as a village???

 

[Binger]

I'm losing guys... You're killing me.

 

[Binger]

Everyone knows they're left over dunkin munchkin boxes.

 

[made582]

Lego guys for a Christmas village? Watch out!!! We know what Valerie is going to be hocking next year!!!!

 

[sugar142286]

Teaching your kid to smell a candle - mmmm...what smell do you son - Santa Poo-Pourri, Mom!

 

[sugar142286]

Did that lady just say, "Because I won't have to "Rap them?"

 

[made582]

Why are the callers into Valerie shows always a 100 years old?

 

[Binger]

Ok ok. Next... Bring on the beveled mirror .....

 

[Binger]

I swear that caller sounded 150.

 

[made582]

Did that lady just say, "Because I won't have to "Rap them?"

Yes!!!! She was Jay-z's mom and he makes her rap everything!!!!

 

[xmas365]

Why are the callers into Valerie shows always a 100 years old?

They see glitter best?

 

[Binger]

Smart ... Unattended candle... Waiting for the kids Christmas morning.

 

[Binger]

Omg. We get it. We get it. Please I beg you. Move on to the mirror.