NORAD to Kill Off Santa’s Reindeer Due to Global Warming

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Sources at NORAD confirm that creative directors in charge of the 2017 Norad campaign to track Santa Claus will not include reindeer. “Reindeer are bad,” Lt. Sam Fields told Christmas Weekly. “They are bad for the environment, bad for the air, bad for the water, bad for Santa to be sitting behind all night and […]

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