Santa Speaks 2009

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Santa met this year with Jeff Westover, editor of My Merry Christmas.com,…

Top 10 Things Santa Does to Pass the Offseason

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10. Travels the world with a reindeer pooper-scooper. 9.…

What makes reindeer fly?

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Dear Ernest, What makes a reindeer fly? Missy J. Barcelona,…

Santa Everywhere

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It is the question that just won't go away: How does Santa get…
Santa the Big Guy

Why the Big Guy is a Big Guy

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We live in a politically correct world these days. That means…

In Honor of the Christmas Stocking

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In this political season polls and focus groups seem to be all…

A Fat Man’s Holiday

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Someone around here keeps mentioning that Thanksgiving is Santa's…

Santa Speaks 2008

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Early every October Santa sits down to be interviewed by a media…

What will I get for Christmas?

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Dear Ernest, What will I get for Christmas? Thanks, Maria…

Why Santa Doesn’t Use Eight Tiny Penguins

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Fact: Santa uses reindeer to deliver the goods. When we grow…

What do elves get paid?

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Dear Elf Ernest, Could you please tell me and my sister about…

Never Swear in Front of Santa

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By Robert McReynolds I saw him. I was only 17 years old…