Why Santa Doesn’t Use Eight Tiny Penguins

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Fact: Santa uses reindeer to deliver the goods. When we grow…

What do elves get paid?

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Dear Elf Ernest, Could you please tell me and my sister about…

Never Swear in Front of Santa

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By Robert McReynolds I saw him. I was only 17 years old…

Halloween: What’s the Point?

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I don't get Halloween. Ok, so there isn't a seven-year-old kid…

Santa Speaks 2007

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Just as he does every year, Santa has been interviewed in advance…

How does Santa live for so long?

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Dear Elf Ernest, How does Santa live for so many years? Most…

What is Santa’s Favorite Holiday?

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Dear Ernest, I know that Santa's favorite holiday is Christmas.…
Santa Claus

Christmas Controversies

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His neighbors call him "Crazy Mel". And if you ever saw his…

Santa Speaks 2006

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Once a year and only once a year Santa Claus sits down with a…

The Parent Santa Connection

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Reading Santa's mail is an exercise in human psychology. There…

Once Upon a Foggy Christmas

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By Chad Darnell It was a dark and stormy night. No, really.…

Santa Speaks 2005

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Once a year and only once a year Santa Claus sits down with a…