Top Ten Gifts Women Don’t Want for Christmas

Guys — we gave the women your list of what not to get. Now it is time for you to understand what NOT to get her this year. Take some notes:

10. A car wash kit

9. A table saw

8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar

7. A case of oil

6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

5. Custom engraved bowling ball

4. New outboard motor for fishing boat

3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD

2. New satellite dish with sports package

1. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic