Countdown to Christmas 2007!!!
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Oh my sweet, naive, young Cedar..."A danish"??? A DANISH??? Don't you mean "some danish"? A few danish? A plate of danish? I've never had "one danish"...But then my motto is, "Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing..."
Did I mention how much the South Beach Diet SUCKS???
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Did I mention how much the South Beach Diet SUCKS???
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Please excuse my previous post...It's laden with misplaced anger, wanton craving, dreams of bingeing, and deprivation...If I eat another piece of celery I'm gonna pop...Pass the pop tarts...
morning All, wow, ever so close!
...hahahaheeheehooheehoheheha!!! OMG Jay, that was brilliant! ~Pass the POP-TARTS!! ( personal fav: Brown Sugar Cinnamon...ate them every day in my single years.)
...But just think how skinny you will feel when you have Thanksgiving dinner this year....
...But just think how skinny you will feel when you have Thanksgiving dinner this year....
No, but it's not a pretty look if you get the ladle stuck up your nose
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Good point Maureen! I'll keep that in mind...
Now...If I ask for Apple Pie, how can I convince those around me that when I consume an entire apple pie, it is normal holiday revelry?
Now...If I ask for Apple Pie, how can I convince those around me that when I consume an entire apple pie, it is normal holiday revelry?
No, not revelry - it's for the good of your health and consideration for others. You're just trying to incorporate all your "5 a day" intake of fruit and veg in one go. Eating the whole pie was the easiest and most fuss-free way to do it because you'd hate to put anybody to any bother by having to produce another 4 fruit/veg based things and then have to take a bit of each.
I find this excuse works for me!!
I find this excuse works for me!!
It's true, I can't deny it; my powers of persuasion ARE great.
Unfortunately, and this is an important point, if your wife has only made the one apple pie and it is intended to be the grand finale of Thanksgiving dinner, she will not be receptive to any overture I, or any other well-meaning soul, may make in suggesting that it IS acceptable for you to polish the whole thing off yourself, irregardless of how selfless the act may be. In fact, in situations such as these, it HAS been know to backfire rather badly and the pie-eating perpetrator has been given his head in his hands and his feet to play with (don't you just love these old British sayings??!!)
Holy I can't believe I ate the whole thing Batman, what do we do now??!!:cry:
Unfortunately, and this is an important point, if your wife has only made the one apple pie and it is intended to be the grand finale of Thanksgiving dinner, she will not be receptive to any overture I, or any other well-meaning soul, may make in suggesting that it IS acceptable for you to polish the whole thing off yourself, irregardless of how selfless the act may be. In fact, in situations such as these, it HAS been know to backfire rather badly and the pie-eating perpetrator has been given his head in his hands and his feet to play with (don't you just love these old British sayings??!!)
Holy I can't believe I ate the whole thing Batman, what do we do now??!!:cry:
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Thanx, my firry friend.
We leave tomorrow afternoon.
Yes, the Foxter always comes!
(Carl comes when he's in a traveling mood and not working on one of his coffee-blend experiments)
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So what your saying is, this pie eating thing can be a double edged sword, as it were.
Please understand, that if it weren't for the blasted South Beach Diet, and my wife's attempt to get me to look like one of those speedo wearing, tan having, chest-hairless-wonders that one might see on the actual South Beach, I'd be happily eating my normal quanities of said pie, gravy or any other product deemed "unhealthy" by those who pride themselves on eating like rabbits. IN fact, I might add, that I've lost and found the same twenty pounds over the course of the last twenty years...And now, they are reporting that folks who are between one and twenty-five pounds overweight may actually fend off diseases better than those said to be of ideal weight and mass...I can't keep up...Oops...Just spilled Egg Nog all over the keyboard...Good thing all of these candy wrappers were there to sop it up...
Cheers!
Please understand, that if it weren't for the blasted South Beach Diet, and my wife's attempt to get me to look like one of those speedo wearing, tan having, chest-hairless-wonders that one might see on the actual South Beach, I'd be happily eating my normal quanities of said pie, gravy or any other product deemed "unhealthy" by those who pride themselves on eating like rabbits. IN fact, I might add, that I've lost and found the same twenty pounds over the course of the last twenty years...And now, they are reporting that folks who are between one and twenty-five pounds overweight may actually fend off diseases better than those said to be of ideal weight and mass...I can't keep up...Oops...Just spilled Egg Nog all over the keyboard...Good thing all of these candy wrappers were there to sop it up...
Cheers!
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Hey guys! I've been a member since mid-October, although I feel like I've been a part of the family for years! I was just wondering if you could explain to me what you're talking about with day 4, 3, 2, 1, etc. I know it's something to do with the start of the season on Nov. 13th, but I was just wondering what your posts will contain. Who knows? I may want to do one in the future!
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Good FRIDAY Morning!
Quote: "A mind once expanded can never return to its original dimensions". ~Anne Hathaway~1556-1623
OK, what about the body? lol.
Have to hit the deck running this morning, glad I finally got on here.
Crownster, if I don't get back today...I hope you have a wonderful seashore week-end with frolicking FOXSTER!! See you on Monday! Can't wait to read your special post.
Have a super groovy Friday everyone!
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Quote: "A mind once expanded can never return to its original dimensions". ~Anne Hathaway~1556-1623
OK, what about the body? lol.
Have to hit the deck running this morning, glad I finally got on here.
Crownster, if I don't get back today...I hope you have a wonderful seashore week-end with frolicking FOXSTER!! See you on Monday! Can't wait to read your special post.
Have a super groovy Friday everyone!
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