I would like to take this chance to announce the kick off to my campaign for President of the United States of America!!!!! My platform will be based on the fact that people should be able to leave their Christmas lights and decorations all year without repercussion. I will also have NPR start a year round Christmas radio station with Jayish as the lead programming director and have PBS start a year round Christmas movie channel. The National foundation of the Arts will start working with artists to build year round Christmas displays in all cities. The National Parks Service will start Christmas tree farms to insure that all families will have a Christmas tree if they want one. They will also install snow makers at all parks to insure year round sledding and snowball fight availability. Federally funded school lunches will all include Little Debbie Christmas Tree snack cakes all year long. The National Highway Traffic Safety Association will insure that all electronic highway signs will display the updates from Santaupdate.com during the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas. And so on.
Oh and did I mention the weekly Christmas parties at the white house?
All donations to my campaign will help me travel the country to your towns to knock on your doors to tell you one on one my dream for the future of this great country of ours!!!!!
Made in 2016!!!!!
Oh heck. I just can't stop!!!
Mount rushmore? Ha!!! Wait until you see my mountain with Santa and his 9 tiny reindeer carved in it!!!
National Christmas Center in PA bought out and made part of the Smithsonian!!! Enlarged to be the biggest museum in the world.
New line of quarters. Santa's of the world.
New line of Nickels. Santa's reindeer.
All retail stores closed on Thanksgiving and not allowed to open before 8am on Black Friday. Closed on Christmas eve and Christmas day too.
All prisoners sentenced to community service will be forced to build gifts for underprivileged children.
Other prisoners will raise Turkeys and Pigs so everyone can have a ham or Turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
National Security Agency will send all husbands their wives wish lists from intercepted phone and email conversations.
Amtrak to give free rides to anyone who wants to go home for Christmas.
And just because I should try to solve one problem in the world. I'm going to build these little things called Desalination plants in California so the people don't have to stop bathing next. LOL!!!!!!