F-L-O-P. “Merry Twist-mas,” to this writer, is a desperate Tin Pan Alley concoction combining Christmas with a dance craze, and hoping for some fast cash. If the Marcels seem embarrassed by the material, I think they are – they mime to the record in Columbia’s B-musical movie Twist Around the Clock, and they don’t look comfortable. Anyyay, all the push didn’t help “Merry Twist-mas,” which didn’t hit the charts at all.