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After suffering through years of his wife's awful coffee, a man took the coffee maker to his lawyer.
Dropping it on the attorney's desk, the man growled, "Here they are!"
"Here are what?" the startled lawyer asked.
Replied the man, "Grounds for divorce."
 
Oh Crown!!! That was so bad it was good!!!

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY!!!

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I think that Crown may be the new Henny Youngman of MMC.com!!!

Take my wife, Please...Badumpbump...

The judge said to me, "son, you have been brought here for drinking..." I said, "OK judge, let's get started..."

Badumpdump...
 
Woke up to a brilliant sunny day...which was a surprise because our trusty weatherman said it was going to be a dismal rainy day. ??? What other job can you be so wrong MOST of the time and still keep the job???

Hi Ms. Deb. Will you be gardening today? Baking? ENJOY! cheesy

Hey! Where's that 'Gal Friday' ~ Ms. Holiday? FRIDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I hope all of you have a groovy kinda day, a groovy, Dusty Springfield kind of day!

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Woke up to a brilliant sunny day...which was a surprise because our trusty weatherman said it was going to be a dismal rainy day. ??? What other job can you be so wrong MOST of the time and still keep the job???


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If you asked my boss, he'd say mine!
 
JAYSTER!!!!

How's it goin' this fine Friday morning??

This was my favorite comedian...
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"Oh Rochester..."

Life is good...REALLY rainy but my lawn has never looked so good...Looking forward to the weekend although I found out a short time ago that my Father-in-law is in the hospital so I'm sure we'll be there with him for some of it...Doesn't sound serious so that's a relief...

Time is certainly flying...

Great to see you Cedar!!!

jay
 
Gosh, I hope everything will be alright with your Dad-in-law.

Jay, remember this oldie but goodie?
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I think I got this one Christmas...I remember that cover. I loved comic books. Still do! My parents tried to get me to read real books, but I loved the graphics and quick read of a comic book!!
 
Loved Dennis the Menace!!! The other one looks great too!!! I bet those are worth some cash today...
 
Oooh!!! Yeah!!! Are they comic books per se or regular books with pictures??? Sounds very interesting...I've always had an idea for a comic book about a Christmas Super Hero of some sort...Never fleshed it out though...
 
You are "on the move" this year!!! Way to go man!!!

looking forward to the big news!!!
 
Outtasight!! I love comics! Christmas comics!! Think of all the material you could get from just this forum alone! Hey, I can do caricatures...really! I sat at a mall once, in Oregon, charged $5 a person and made money to pay the rent!! (of course, rent was only $85 a month back then...)

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Hey Jay, hope your FIL is doing better soon.

Yes love comic books, that would be so much fun.

Hey Cedar, no yard work today cloudy & cool here today, rained all night so everything is to wet.Hope you are having a great Friday.

Good Friday everyone. Have fun this week-end.
 
What a great thing to stock the coffee tables at the Shispering Pines with!
 
What a great thing to stock the coffee tables at the Shispering Pines with!

The first character should be " CROWN NON GENDERED PERSON" whose special power is an
ability to sleep for 22 hours straight...

YABBA!
 
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