Christmas Countdown - 2011

Binger · Jan 17, 2011

Opera on page 169

yabba!

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

And the winner is...Shinybrite. You will recognize her as the one with the vapors!!

Shiny Brite · Jan 17, 2011

i DID IT , i DID iT i DID IT ! .......

hohohohohohohohoh Merrrrrrrryyyyyy Christtttttmasssssss!! cheesy

Shiny Brite · Jan 17, 2011

Binger said:
THE OPERA PART XXXXIV

Act ONE: Opens with a blank stage. Jayish dances a paus du lux entitled..
" Facebook...The New Jersey of the Internet"- a crowd gathers and they all agree to "friend Jay" if he will commit to dance a paus du lux at the annual Roatarian Breakfast BBQ which will honor the inventor of Pork Rinds.. he agrees and a loud cheer gows up... end act one

act two- begins with the news of Jayish' impending dance.. everyone in the village arrive to the green and announce that they will celebrate their favorite things" Auntie Mistletoe and Undrtakr sing the duet Aria.." Let's all walk on Maple Leaves.." Maureen belts out the aria " Plaid: Its more than a slipcover.. its a window to the world.." Radio Jon sings the aria.." What ever happened to AM radio..?" Binger belts out the beautidul aria.." Coffee 24/7/365 which brings about great cheering when Jayish arrives and dances the paus du lux entitled.." New Jersey Turnpike.. breathtaking rest stops.."
end ACT two:

Act Three: Opens with more arias..' Coach sings the aria.." Balls " and Cainemom and Made sing the aria " The midwest- God's gift and curse all at once.." all of the singing awakens the town witch/warlock Crown ( enters as rain begins falling on the audience..) who is very angry that they have not received their required 23 hours of rest- they then banish the the singing company to the palstic cylinder and darkness reigns ovetr the town with a posted demand that everyone be quiet so that Crown can take their afternoon nap..
end Act Three

Act four ( finale) opens with Seawaters singing the aria.." North Carolina... ahh all who hail from there are not sleepaholics.." Shiny brite sings the aria.." Newb Doobie Doo"
( which leaves the audience puzzled..) Christmasholic then decides that they must FREE the singing company- they nail demands to Crown's beach cottage insisting that they free the company or they will send Bradmarc over and they will sing the aria.." The favorite hits of the Ozark Bluegrass Band and Drum Corp.." which scraes Crown so badly they agree to release the company... the act ends in one of the most breathtaking moments ever in operatic history with Crown and Jeff Westover singing the aria.." WHY OH WHY doesn't someone please BREAK Binger's keyboard......" as the entire company is freed and everyone joins in trying to out paus du lux each other...

END

I had to remove my opera glasses, as they became fogged with tears at this beautiful sight of such magical talent. My gloves have become darkened and stained with mascara as I tired to hold back the flood which came from my eyes. The applause is deafening !! :treeguy:

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

Bravissomo, bravissomo!! I had to quote the whole thing because it was...so...BEAUTIFUL!! This is your best opus yet! I particulary love "Newb Doobie Doo" sung by our own newbie doobie doo Shinybrite!!

Binger said:
THE OPERA PART XXXXIV

Act ONE: Opens with a blank stage. Jayish dances a paus du lux entitled..
" Facebook...The New Jersey of the Internet"- a crowd gathers and they all agree to "friend Jay" if he will commit to dance a paus du lux at the annual Roatarian Breakfast BBQ which will honor the inventor of Pork Rinds.. he agrees and a loud cheer gows up... end act one

act two- begins with the news of Jayish' impending dance.. everyone in the village arrive to the green and announce that they will celebrate their favorite things" Auntie Mistletoe and Undrtakr sing the duet Aria.." Let's all walk on Maple Leaves.." Maureen belts out the aria " Plaid: Its more than a slipcover.. its a window to the world.." Radio Jon sings the aria.." What ever happened to AM radio..?" Binger belts out the beautidul aria.." Coffee 24/7/365 which brings about great cheering when Jayish arrives and dances the paus du lux entitled.." New Jersey Turnpike.. breathtaking rest stops.."
end ACT two:

Act Three: Opens with more arias..' Coach sings the aria.." Balls " and Cainemom and Made sing the aria " The midwest- God's gift and curse all at once.." all of the singing awakens the town witch/warlock Crown ( enters as rain begins falling on the audience..) who is very angry that they have not received their required 23 hours of rest- they then banish the the singing company to the palstic cylinder and darkness reigns ovetr the town with a posted demand that everyone be quiet so that Crown can take their afternoon nap..
end Act Three

Act four ( finale) opens with Seawaters singing the aria.." North Carolina... ahh all who hail from there are not sleepaholics.." Shiny brite sings the aria.." Newb Doobie Doo"
( which leaves the audience puzzled..) Christmasholic then decides that they must FREE the singing company- they nail demands to Crown's beach cottage insisting that they free the company or they will send Bradmarc over and they will sing the aria.." The favorite hits of the Ozark Bluegrass Band and Drum Corp.." which scraes Crown so badly they agree to release the company... the act ends in one of the most breathtaking moments ever in operatic history with Crown and Jeff Westover singing the aria.." WHY OH WHY doesn't someone please BREAK Binger's keyboard......" as the entire company is freed and everyone joins in trying to out paus du lux each other...

END

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

See, Shinybrite. I think RadioJonD told you if you ask questions about the opera, you would be the next "victim."

Christmas-A-Holic · Jan 17, 2011

Great Opera, Binger!!!!! :thumbsup:

RadioJonD · Jan 17, 2011

Bravo! Bravo! para La Opera, Binger!

You have outdone even your ownself! And what DID happen to AM radio anyway?

Christmas-A-Holic · Jan 17, 2011

shinybrite said:
OOOOOOMYYYYYYY i AM FEELIN FAINT !!!! :

Congratulations on post #1700!

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

Shinybrite,
Where have you been all our lives??? You were definitely meant to be HERE! The opera becomes you! You fit right in!

shinybrite said:
I had to remove my opera glasses, as they became fogged with tears at this beautiful sight of such magical talent. My gloves have become darkened and stained with mascara as I tired to hold back the flood which came from my eyes. The applause is deafening !! :treeguy:

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

I am laughing so hard I am crying!!!

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

OR am I crying so hard I am laughing?

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

Next up is post 1,800. Hmmm. Who will it be? Many famous people have tried, but few have succeeded. Please do not let that detain you from posting!

Seawaters · Jan 17, 2011

Binger,
I also want to say that this North Cackalackian LOVES coffee. Okay. I have to admit I love iced tea, too. Especially from McDonald's. Sorry. Maybe I should join Iced-Tea-a-Holics.