Christmas Countdown - 2011

[gabulldawg]

Good morning! having no voice is very frustrating. I was hoping I would wake up and it would be better but no still no voice except for some occasional squeeks that come out. I guess we are doing written work today in class,and it will put me one day behind,gosh I can't believe this. xmas365 thanks for the you tube clip! very funnyI am so glad I am not 14 again even if my voice sounds like it!
We are moving along in the year and before you know it summer will be here! I see I missed Christmas Vacation on comedy central! I think the thing that is special about it coming on tv,even if we own the DVD's is that you know others are watching it with you at the same time! I am the same way about Halloween movies on AMC channel that comes on in July!! I hope everyone has a good monday!

 

[Binger]

Good morning crown wakey wakey

yabba!

 

[Binger]

hmmm gabulldawg.. no voice.. hmmm I'm thinking opera plot... hmmmmm hmmmm hmmm

It was a dark and stormy night and as Crown slept and Jayish paus du luxed the voice of millions was silent.... hmmmmm

YABBA!

 

[Binger]

have A SWELL am fOLKS...

yabba!

 

[Maureen]

Good morning! having no voice is very frustrating. I was hoping I would wake up and it would be better but no still no voice except for some occasional squeeks that come out.

If somebody tells you not to talk, don't talk! I thought I knew better (about 5 years ago now) and because it didn't hurt when I tried to talk, I still tried. 3 months later, I still didn't have a voice and I'd damaged the vocal cords so much, they weren't convinced it would come back properly.

If you can't talk, DON'T TRY!!!!!!!!! Here endeth the lesson!!

PS
People wish I would shut up now - go figure!!!

 

[Mark Nash]

Good morning fellow Christmas lovers! I'm so excited because March Madness starts this week. Not only that but I'm leaving Wednesday for Montreal to visit my son. Going to be a busy and fun week. Wishing everyone a great day!

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

My absence had nothing to do with being sick, sometimes I just take a break from some things. No particular reason, nobody did anything wrong, just didn't come on for a while.

Clarification, my love, you have been sick too and missed work Friday. I know what you meant by just taking a break from things. cheesy

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

sunamis that hit northern California where he lives.

I am so happy he is safe!!!

Good morning! having no voice is very frustrating. I was hoping I would wake up and it would be better but no still no voice except for some occasional squeeks that come out. I guess we are doing written work today in class,and it will put me one day behind,gosh I can't believe this. xmas365 thanks for the you tube clip! very funnyI am so glad I am not 14 again even if my voice sounds like it!
We are moving along in the year and before you know it summer will be here! I see I missed Christmas Vacation on comedy central! I think the thing that is special about it coming on tv,even if we own the DVD's is that you know others are watching it with you at the same time! I am the same way about Halloween movies on AMC channel that comes on in July!! I hope everyone has a good monday!

That is a good point about us all watching the movie together!

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

I am still feeling crummy! I feel like I am coming down with a cold, thanks Wayne! :wink: I have already felt bad all week and now this. We are such a giving couple. We keep giving a cold back and forth to each other! cheesy I have an 11 hour day with the grandkids so I hope I start feeling better!!!

 

[Bradmac]

^ Hope you feel better soon, CAH!

Good Monday morning, my Christmas friends!

It was a beautiful weekend! I got up Saturday before daylight and started grilling chickens for the church BBQ, then rode in the parade in town, representing the Bellville City Council. then I went out watch my daughter's dance class exhibition at the Rattlesnake Roundup. We spent the day out there. I KNOW better than to ride with my wife somewhere like that. She'll talk to anyone who will slow down long enough to listen. When we finally left (after the place closed down), there were only, like, 12 cars in the parking lot. I wanted to go fishing!

Jacob and I finally got to go fishing yesterday afternoon. He caught 3 nice bass, I didn't catch anything, but it was nice to get out on the pond.

I hope you all have a great day!

 

[Christmasstar]

Good Morning MMC !

Beautiful sunny day here, so nice to see the sun out, always makes a body feel better!
I have so much to do today, so I thought I would start by checking in here and saying good morning to all my crazy Christmas friends! (works as well as sunshine to make a body feel better!)

Have a fantastic day everyone!!

 

[Snow-in-Texas]

Clarification, my love, you have been sick too and missed work Friday. I know what you meant by just taking a break from things. cheesy

Didn't say I wasn't sick, I just said my absence had nothing to do with being sick.

 

[Crown 84]

Good Morning.

Darn this Daylight Savings Time! Woke up late and I'm running behind.

As such, straight to the count:
Days to the Season: 244
Days to Christmas Day: 286
The One Third Season Milestone arrives tomorrow, Folks!

Coolish here where we stand at 48 under cloudy skies.
Rain is possible this evening, tomorrow and Wednesday.
(At least the weekend was nice. Got that mailbox painted!)

You have a Marvelous Monday, Everyone!

 

[Seawaters]

Good morning, Christmas friends. It is dark here in northern California. I hate the spring forward thing, but I do love the fall back. I like to come home in the late afternoon in fall when it's getting dark. I hope everyone has a great day.

 

[Seawaters]

I just realized that I am 40 posts over one of my goals for the YEAR!!!

 

[Seawaters]

Some humor to start your Monday.

Paraprosdokian sentences:

A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a phrase.


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with his experience.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,
they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool
and throw them fish.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money,
if you can prove that you don't need it.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says,
"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The voices in my head may not be real,
but they have some good ideas!

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Some cause happiness wherever they go.
Others whenever they go.

There's a fine line between cuddling
and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

When tempted to fight fire with fire,
remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people.
Others have no imagination whatsoever.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

I KNOW better than to ride with my wife somewhere like that. She'll talk to anyone who will slow down long enough to listen. When we finally left (after the place closed down), there were only, like, 12 cars in the parking lot. I wanted to go fishing!

Ha ha ha! I like her! I can't stop laughing at how you said all this!!! She would be great here and sounds like a lot of fun to hang out with! cheesy

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

I just realized that I am 40 posts over one of my goals for the YEAR!!!

Congratulations!!! cheesy

 

[MerryCarey]

I just realized that I am 40 posts over one of my goals for the YEAR!!!

Congratulations, Seawaters! Now you can relax the rest of the year (not!)!

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

Congratulations, Seawaters! Now you can relax the rest of the year (not!)!

No one is allowed to retire from the countdown! cheesy