Indications You're Drinking Too Much Coffee
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> You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
> You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
> The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
> You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
> The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
> People get dizzy just watching you.
> You're so wired, you pick up FM radio.
> You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate."
> You don't tan, you roast.
> Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
> Your life's goal IS to "amount to a hill of beans."
Like this lol
