The Opera.. PART XIXIXX
Act One.. Scene One: The curtain opens to a blank stage… in the background someone is humming the theme song to “General Hospital..” Carl the Camel enters dressed in hospital scrubs and we see them with three Keurig coffee makers on each hump.. they dance….. 20 minutes later, the curtain closes… end Act One
Act Two: Opens with BradMac being proclaimed the Mayor of ChristmasTown… Jayish enters and does a Paus Du Lux wherein he strolls across the stage..entitled “Jaywalking”…. Brad sings the aria..”Free Coffee for everyone..” Binger, Christmas-a-holic, Snow in Texas, Coach and made sing the loudest aria ever entitled..” Heaven is Here and it is NOT called De Caf”… the crowd continues to rejoice….at times throwing up empty canisters of Keurig pods… end ACT 2…
Act Three.. Opens with Auntie Mistletoe singing the aria..” Coffee in Canada is made with Moose”… Solice enters and sings the aria…” Coffee in Norway is made with Sweden..” Shellie sings the aria..” In Ireland we drink Irish Coffee” Sugar 14..enters and sings the aria..” I make coffee then stick my finger in for a better taste..” In the background we see Coach running bases.. there is still much happiness in Christmas town… until.. skies darken and the neon pouring coffee cup in the background is turned off…enter.. The evil Crown… who sings the aria.. ” COFFEE: disrupts my normal sleep patterns 21.5 hours per day..” Plus I am angry at Mayor Brad for refusing to outlaw daylight savings time” ( they like additional darkness.. more sleeping time)… Crown then summons their powers and places a hex on Brad’s heart, causing him to be zipped into the plastic cylinder and shutting down the free coffee… we see TrackRebel slumped over the baby carriage moaning….
end Act Three…
Act Four: Curtain opens… there is darkness everywhere…Cainemom enters and sings the aria..” It is like Ohio in the Winter…” Seawaters sings the aria..” Ohhhh help… no one can function without Coffee” and we see her place flowers at the foot of the giant Keurig statue in the town square.. .. we see Made sleeping at their laptop.. and Christmasstar wandering the town square unable to focus or knit….
end Act Four…
Act Five ( finale)- Curtain opens.. Merry Carey sings the aria..”Due to the mild winters in New England.. I propose we all take a piece of our heart and recreate Brad’s heart…” Undertakr announces they are going to be the one responsible for the saving of Bradmac..” We see a giant line.. with Meceka, xmas 365, RadioJon, and MerryNoel all singing the aria..”Is this the line for a free sample of Pumpkin Rug remnants or the line to save Bradmac..” Suddenly, Maureen enters and uses her special powers of weaving plaid coffee filters.. she then places an IV into Brad’s canister where he walks through the trials of decaf and instant coffee wearing his hospital gown….and in one of the most beautiful and moving moments ever in operatic history.. he proclaims Crown forgiven since tea also has caffeine in it and thus, they are not to be harassed on St. Folgers Day…” the entire company comes together with Jayish at front and center, wearing a tu tu made of burlap coffee bean bags dancing a paus du lux entitled.. ”New Jersey..Tramps like us baby we were born to run..to the Coffeepot..” curtain closes..
END…
BRAVO.........BRAVO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....ENCORE !!
