the opera part xixxix
act 1/scene 1
opens to the traditional blank stage- carl the camel walks out and offers a mocha pepprmint mint julep egg casserole blend to the audience.... Curtain closes after 20 minutes/intermission for mass bathroom rushes.
Scene 2: Opens with crown standing alone atop a mountain- they sing the aria " oh what a beautiful polar bear votrex"- which wrongly assumes that polar bears hibernate in winter..and more sleep for everyone.. Thus, using their wizardly powers, they drop massive cold and snow on the east coast causing a near panic in the bread and beer aisle at piggly wiggly. Jayish enters and dances a paus du lux entitled.." hah,.. You call that winter.. We have that kind of cold in august..." made, coach, and binger enter and sing the aria.." it must be sugar's fault.."- the curtain comes down as snow- not to be confused with snowflake.. Begins to fall..
End..act 1
act 2:
Curtain opens to find snowflake facing extreme hostility for causing the extreme weather- meceka joins jayish in a paus du lux/ aria combo that mocks crown's vain attempt at cold... With the piece entitled.." yummm minus ten- anyone want lemonade..?" the snow continues to fall and then crown threatens to take snowflake and zip her into the plastic cylinder.. Until xmas365 sings the aria..." it is not her fault.. It is crown... Who has cast the deadly winter.." the crowd does not believe them and jointly sing the aria.." how can crown do anything so sinister.. All they do is sleep 24/7.." they then zip snowflake into the plastic cylnder, thus causing a further distress aria from made, coach, and binger when it is announced that the cij on qvc is thus cancelled.
End act 2
act 3 ( finale)
enters with snowflake imprisoned in the plastic cylinder.. Only christmasaholic believes that crown is responsible.. Bradmac appears and sings the aria.." ozarks: Where the weather is sinister and the music is rougher.." and then to prove his rowdiness, sticks his tongue to the plastic cylinder ala "the christmas story" while jayish dances a paus du lux in the background entitled.." now that's really moving.. Unlike the nj turnpike at dusk.." festivespirit mike24ever and maureen then weave a giant plaid ( what else) slingshot and sing the aria: "coffee: It's what made milwaukee and binger famous.." and then slingshot a giant vat of carl's brew into the giant mounatin where crown resides ( resembles a hammock). The coffee melts into crown's lair and in one of the most beautiful moments ever in operatic history they realize they were wrong about the polar bear vortex, thus releasing snowflake and announcing that the bitter winter is over, and the groundhog is thus zipped into the plastic cylinder for the remainder of the season. The entire company comes together and sings an aria take off of "disco duck" which is the closest thing to a musical about a borderline rodent.
End..
