Boy oh boy, I have to start the day here today. Why, because it’s been in the forefront of my life for the past 12 hours! WHY?
I’m telling you, at times, a honest fella just can’t win for losing.
I gotta a MMC Christmas card in the mail, which I didn’t get out of the mailbox till Sunday. I opened it and it was from a member here, that was signed “Merry Christmas, love, xxxxx”.
Well, I didn’t think anything of it. That is, until my wife saw it and she blew a head gasket. She saw that the card was signed by a single woman. Man, I’ve been hearing it off and on since yesterday, and again first thing this morning.
Of course, I knew my wife loved me, I knew that, but I didn’t know she was very jealous of me, when it came to other women, until that card came.
I have been interrogated multiple times now, she went on MMC to check out the site, and I had to get rid of the card. Plus, if I receive any more Christmas cards from any more single women, they must be destroyed. Receiving them from married women with return labels Mr and Mrs blah, blah, blah is ok and, as well as several super close friends here, is allowed also.
But wow, I didn’t know wheather to be proud, insulted or what... all I know is that I’m not allowed to send one back to that person or any other single females here. Truthfully, I don’t know of any single females here. She believes that a married man should not be receiving Christmas cards from any single woman, signed “Love .....”! It’s not proper to do so.
Oh man, talk about something completely out of your control, that without watching where I was going, I stepped on a yellow jackets nest!!!
Boy, she must really love me.
So Jeff, Brad and Mark, please don’t sign your Christmas card to me with “Love”!
Lol....