Christmas Countdown - 2019

[sugar142286]

He needs to quit touching the tree that way.

 

[sugar142286]

Why did he just get so loud???

 

[made582]

We’re going to spend 30 minutes on these trees because you guys are more gullible than we thought

 

[made582]

For all of you that live in mansions..

 

[sugar142286]

She’s sold out of everything else and has nothing to talk about.

 

[made582]

No no no, don’t tell them to but 3fts. Buy 4 fts

 

[sugar142286]

For all of you who live in assisted living and need a “small” tree!

 

[Binger]

Yup she sold out of evertything glittery so it’s all slim trees till 10

 

[sugar142286]

They’re both drunk.

 

[sugar142286]

Yup she sold out of evertything glittery so it’s all slim trees till 10

I CAN’T do this.

 

[Binger]

And to think. This is the warm up to CIJ

 

[sugar142286]

Alright! Fake flowers again. No water needed!

 

[made582]

We have nothing left to sale. So next up is a date with Valerie to the glitter factory. (Rushes to the phone)

 

[Binger]

Yoooo hoooo shady pines nursing home. Yoooo hooooo

 

[sugar142286]

And to think. This is the warm up to CIJ

Maybe we’ll be lucky and someone will do something off the wall stupid and we’ll get another Rudolph event.

 

[Binger]

Ohhh I see it’s a cheap bucket that makes the cheap flowers special. Ok then. Get the credit card

 

[made582]

Buy these so your pets choke on plastic and don’t get poisoned

 

[sugar142286]

These look so beautiful in assisted living. So nice in the cafeteria while eating lunch. Ethel, order 20!

 

[Binger]

Maybe we’ll be lucky and someone will do something off the wall stupid and we’ll get another Rudolph event.

God I hope not. I woke up The Whole condo laughing that night. Omg

 

[made582]

Did you know that a cardinal represents someone who has passed?