This week on Halloween TV

[Wenceslaus]

All times are Central. Some channels have different East/West feeds. Check your local program guide.

Saturday, September 5

• Married ... With Children. "Take My Wife, Please". TV-PG. TVLAND, 3:00 p.m.
Al wishes he was dead—and is visited by the Grim Reaper with a very familiar face. Meanwhile, Peg, Bud, Kelly, and Jefferson impersonate The Village People at a party for menopausal women.

Sunday, September 6

Monday, September 7

Tuesday, September 8

• Everybody Hates Chris. "Everybody Hates Halloween". TV-PG. BET, 11:00 a.m.
Chris is asked by his mother to accompany his siblings while they trick or treat on Halloween. When Drew is invited to a party by Keisha, Chris goes in his place dressed as Prince. Meanwhile, Julius buys inexpensive generic brands of candy causing a counterattack from Rochelle.

• Everybody Loves Raymond. "Halloween Candy". TV-PG. TBS, 4:00 p.m.
Frank is left alone at the house to give out candy.

Wednesday, September 9

Thursday, September 10

• Home Improvement. "I Was a Teenage Taylor". TV-G. TBS, 12:30 p.m.
It's a battle of Halloween pranks. First Tim scares Al, then Brad and Randy scare Jill, then a strange man shows up at the door asking to see the basement, then Brad, Randy, and Al prank them about the man, then the two prank the boys, then Al and Wilson prank Tim, Jill, the boys, and the Halloween man.

Friday, September 11

• Reba. "The Ghost and Mrs. Hart". TV-PG. LIFE, 10:00 a.m.
Reba convinces Barbara Jean her house is haunted by the previous owner, but the joke wears thin when Barbara Jean moves in with her.

Saturday, September 12

• Cheers. "Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment". TV-PG. HALMRK, 12:00 midnight.

• Scrubs. "My Big Brother". TV-14. COMEDY, 9:00 a.m.
J.D.'s older brother Dan (Tom Cavanagh) drops by for a visit, but J.D. can't hide how ashamed he is of his brother's life. Turk learns a lesson when he makes a bet with Dr. Cox on whether a patient lives or dies. Meanwhile, Sacred Heart staff is in costume for Halloween, and one person in particular is wreaking havoc in a gorilla suit, much to Dr. Kelso's disgust.

Sunday, September 13

• Scooby Doo: The Mystery Begins. TOON, 6:00 p.m.

 

[Christmas-A-Holic]

Thanks for the list! umpkin:

 

[made582]

Thanks for all the hard work!!!!!!

 

[michellibell]

Thank you!

 

[Wenceslaus]

September 14–20

All times are Central. Some channels have different East/West feeds. Check your local program guide.

Monday, September 14

• America's Funniest Home Videos. "AFHV: Halloweenies". WGNAME, 6:00 p.m.
• Avatar: The Last Airbender. "The Puppetmaster". NTOON, 7:00 p.m.
The gang discovers that there have been strange disappearances in a spooky town.

• Halloween (1978). Rated R. SHOBe, 9:00 p.m.

Tuesday, September 15

• Bones. "Mummy in the Maze". TNT, 4:00 p.m.
The FBI is called to investigate after the mummified remains of a teenage girl are found in a Halloween-themed maze.

Wednesday, September 16

• Married...With Children. "Take My Wife, Please". TBS, 5:00 a.m.
In this Halloween episode, Al wishes he was dead—and is visited by the Grim Reaper with a very familiar face. Meanwhile, Peg, Bud, Kelly, and Jefferson impersonate The Village People at a party for menopausal women.

• Scariest Places on Earth. "Return to Lucedio: The Cursed Italian Monastery Dare". Syfy, 7:00 a.m.
• Scariest Places on Earth. "The Untold Stories". Syfy, 8:00 a.m.
• Scariest Places on Earth. "The Untold Stories". Syfy, 9:00 a.m.
• Scariest Places on Earth. "A House Possessed; Haunted Irish Castle". Syfy, 10:00 a.m.
• Roseanne. "Halloween IV". OXYGN, 10:30 a.m.
With Becky gone, Roseanne does not get into the spirit of Halloween. She is visited by the Ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future, illuminating her ever-present love of All Hallow's Eve.

• Scariest Places on Earth. "Charleville Castle Dare". Syfy, 11:00 a.m.
• Scariest Places on Earth. "Lair of Wickedest Man in the World; La Purisima; In the Belly of the Beast; Cursed Italian Monastery". Syfy, 12:00 noon
• Scariest Places on Earth. "Cursed Italian Monastery Dare". Syfy, 1:00 p.m.
• Scariest Places on Earth. "Woodchester Mansion Dare". Syfy, 2:00 p.m.
• Roseanne. "Halloween IV". OXYGN, 3:30 p.m.

Thursday, September 17

• Halloween (1978). Rated R. SHO2e, 12:30 a.m.
• Handy Manny. "Halloween; Squeeze's Magic Show". DISNEY, 8:00 a.m.
• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. "Hex and the Single Guy". ABCFAM, 5:00 p.m.
When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her dead ex-fiancé, the spiritualist gets so annoyed with Will's skepticism that he curses the family with a hex

• Happy Days. "Haunted". FAMNET, 6:30 p.m.
It's trick-or-treat time when the gang indulge in frightening frolics as Ralph plans to hold his annual Halloween party at the old Simpson house, which is said to be haunted by the ghost of the headless "Old Lady Simpson".

• Halloween (1978). Rated R. SHOe, 9:00 p.m.
• Happy Days. "Haunted". FAMNET, 10:30 p.m.

Friday, September 18

• Transformers Animated. "Along Came a Spider". TOON, 5:00 a.m.
It's Halloween and Sari introduces the Autobots to Earth's costume-and-candy traditions. However, the entire affair brings up bad memories for Optimus, who is haunted by the ghosts of his past.

• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. "Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 1)". DISXD, 9:30 p.m.
The family heads to the mall to pick up costumes for Hilary's Halloween Party, while Will and Carlton place a bet to see who can find a date for the party.

• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. "Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 2)". DISXD, 10:00 p.m.

Saturday, September 19

Sunday, September 20

 

[Wenceslaus]

September 14–20

This will be my last week updating these listings. The TV Guide website now offers an online program guide that can be customized to your own cable or satellite provider, and gives your local times and channel numbers. Use the search term "Halloween" to find Halloween-themed programs for the next 14 days.

 

[BritneyBug]

thanks for the post - any updates?!

 

[Wenceslaus]

See my previous post above.

Below is what the search engine of the program database at TV Guide.com looks like. Type "Halloween" in the field to the right of SEARCH LISTINGS. But first, at the left side of the screen, tell the database your ZIP code and the name of your cable or satellite provider so it can customize your listings.

 

[BritneyBug]

thanks!

 

[ReineV]

I'm watching Beetlejuice right now on ABC family!