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By Elf Ed Zachary

There is no doubting the ambition of every kid out there to be one of Santa’s elves. We hear it all the time. It is the most common question we get here at the North Pole: how do I become an elf?

Kids, before you start sending in the emails and letters this year asking that question let me tell you this: you don’t want to be an elf. And I’ve got ten reasons why:

1. Low urinals. Let’s face it. Even an elf has to take care of business. Not all elves are short but... [Read More]
 
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I love it this is so funny.
Thanks!
 
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