What's your favorite Kiss?

[auntieclaus]

Chocolate with almonds!

 

[ducktapehero]

There's Hershey Kisses that are filled with peanut butter?!?!?!?!?!???????? Why wasn't I informed of this?

 

[Jeff Westover]

Speaking as a chocolate expert, Hersheys isn't exactly world class stuff. And some of the stuff they fill those with is downright evil. I urge extreme caution.

 

[dvdelf]

dont get him started

 

[Jeff Westover]

too late. did you know that Hersheys causes global warming?

 

[Jeff Westover]

and bad breath too

 

[Jeff Westover]

and warts!

 

[Jeff Westover]

and it goes without saying, if you give a girl a kiss you'll likely get slapped.

 

[dvdelf]

hey did you know im sitting on the couch eating hersheys and m & m's




(waiting patiently for the violence to start)

 

[Jeff Westover]

where's the Mrs? She'll hit you. (She's handy that way). Go ahead, give her a kiss and see what happens.

 

[dvdelf]

shes out cold

 

[Jeff Westover]

Then you can hit her.

 

[dvdelf]

that would be ill advised
you dont poke hibernating bears

 

[Jeff Westover]

and you don't call them bears in public.

 

[dvdelf]

no but you secretly hope that they dont read ALL the bulletins in the morning while you sleep

 

[Jeff Westover]

she's only goint to see one, pal, and you know which one it will be. Plus, I sent her an email just in case she missed it. You're welcome.

 

[dvdelf]

nice
thats it. Im not sending you a copy of my book whenever i get around to writing it. or them

 

[Jeff Westover]

I'll still visit you in prison.

 

[dvdelf]

what am i in for?

 

[Jeff Westover]

Spousal abuse, of course.