THE OPERA PART XXXVIII
ACT ONE: opens with the traditional black stage.. except that a large creature with three humps is seen in the background( behind screen image in shadows) the crowd is convinced it is Carl, but alas, it becomes apparent it is merely Jayish trying on their tutu..
end ACT 1
ACT TWO Opens with Made, Bradmarc, Coach, and Binger, they are at a river, a GIANT coffee pot emerges out of the water, the quartet touch their foreheads to the sand and sing the aria.."We're not worthy.." Carl the Camel enters and dispenses his latest blend of Moca Pepper Raspberry Swirl Coffee.. the quartet is seen again banging their heads to the sand and singing the aria.." What ever happend to Mrs. Folgers.."? end ACT 2
ACT Three: Opens with Jayish.. who enters and dances a paus du lux entitled" Ode to a beautiful city called Newark.." Christamsstar enters and a giant cake pan emerges from the water wherein she sings the aria.." Ode to Duncan Hines.." Seawaters, hearing the joyful noise, arrives and sings the aria.." California..home of fruits and nuts and once, Jayish.." Then Crown entrers ( dark clouds strangely appear..) and we see Crown at the river.. as a Giant Mattress appears, we see them touch their heads to the gravel
and sing the aria.."Ain't no business like a sealy posturepedic mattress business..." end ACT 2
Act 3.. enters with Jayish dancing a Paus Du Lux entitled.." the Wa Wa Special.." Crown again enters and is very angry at all the wave crashing and paus du luxing since it is keeping them up at night and day and afternoon, and using their wizardly powers, they cast a spell on the entire company which brings a halt to the water running. Jayish is shipped off to the plastic cylinder where there is no paus du luxing and we see both he and Carl the Camel playing" Connect 4" to pass the time..end ACT 3
ACT 4 Finale: Opens with Cainemom and GA Bulldog trying to rescue the imprisoned Jayish and Carl.. Crown enters and sings the aria.." The are my trophies..which I won due to my ability to sleep 24/7.. Undertaker and xmas365 then plead via aria to the Goddess of plaid for her help.." Maureen arrives with her special plaid tape and wraps up Crown while they ( what else..) sleep. She then uses her wizardly powers to free both Jayish ( who we now see wearing a tutu made of coffee filters..) and Carl. Ms. Christmas and Johnor and Bullpup all join hands and sing the aria.." Just what is a paus du lux anyway.." and, in one of the most moving moments ever in Operatic History, the company comes together as rejoices as Made, Coach, Bradmarc,a nd Binger, all use Jayish as a giant filter to brew a giant pot of Mocha Pepper Raspberry Swirl...
end...
: Happy Birthday too btw!!
