Someone just sent this to me. I thought it was so cute!
Reasons Why Spoons Are Better Than Forks
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9. Try forcing strained spinach into a screaming toddler's mouth
with a fork sometime. You'll be a spoon fan for life.
8. When you try to play the forks, they keep getting caught
together.
7. By the time you get enough sugar from the bowl into your
coffee with a fork, the coffee is cold.
6. Your health never seems to improve much when you take your
cough medicine with a fork.
5. Spoonerisms are polite little mis-speaks that are appropriate
for mixed company.
4. Trying to fix your makeup in the reflection of a shiny fork
leads to disturbing results.
3. Party tricks that involve hanging a fork off your nose all fun
and games until someone loses an eye.
2. Any ninja can kill a man with a fork, but it takes a *cool*
ninja to kill a man with a spoon.
... and the #1 Reason Spoons Are Better Than Forks ...
1. Salad FORKS. Ice cream SPOONS. 'Nuff Said.
Reasons Why Spoons Are Better Than Forks
=============
9. Try forcing strained spinach into a screaming toddler's mouth
with a fork sometime. You'll be a spoon fan for life.
8. When you try to play the forks, they keep getting caught
together.
7. By the time you get enough sugar from the bowl into your
coffee with a fork, the coffee is cold.
6. Your health never seems to improve much when you take your
cough medicine with a fork.
5. Spoonerisms are polite little mis-speaks that are appropriate
for mixed company.
4. Trying to fix your makeup in the reflection of a shiny fork
leads to disturbing results.
3. Party tricks that involve hanging a fork off your nose all fun
and games until someone loses an eye.
2. Any ninja can kill a man with a fork, but it takes a *cool*
ninja to kill a man with a spoon.
... and the #1 Reason Spoons Are Better Than Forks ...
1. Salad FORKS. Ice cream SPOONS. 'Nuff Said.




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