I just can’t stop myself anymore. Lol!!!
A message to Chad
You and your blue shirt are synonymous
While wearing anything else, you’re anonymous
So when I turned on QVC yesterday, imagine my surprise
You had a light blue polo on, I didn’t believe my eyes
Everything had fallen apart, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing
I wanted to rush to Pennsylvania and check on your well being
It’s been over a decade now, I thought we had a bond
Why didn’t you ask on Facebook and wait for me to respond
I’m not going to lie, seeing you in that, it just didn’t feel right
I know it was hot out for long sleeves, I feel for your plight
Valerie wore her red shirt though, Jim Shore wore his purple
You were the only one, who went and broke the circle
Sometimes you have to face the heat, you do it for tradition
You weren’t on screen for long, you wouldn’t need a physician
Think of the dreams you ruined, the jokes that went untold
If you ever again start to consider, a fashion choice that bold
So the next time that you’re on air, I hope to see that button up blue wonder
Wearing something else may prove to be, your biggest tv blunder