THE OPERA.. PART XXXIII
ACT ONE..
Enters with Jayish who dances a Paus Du Lux entitled.." A new Show on MMC Radio..' His dancing entices the entire village to come out and sing the back up aria.." Hey.. your tights are on backwards.." Jayish then dances a second paus du lux which ends with his sweating profusely and all western state members of the forum singing the beautiful aria.." There's enough water pouring off him to end the drought in New Mexico.." The act ends with Ballcoach singing the aria.." Why am I watching this when the race is on...?" Just as ballcoach exits, a dark shadowy figure emerges.. ( stage goes dark... loud snoring is heard in background as the curtain drops..)
Act 2 Opens with the entire company lead by Maureen singing the beauiful aria.." Plaid: It isn't just stripes.. but a pattern for the world.."- The shadow figure reemerges and the audience sees that it is Crown.. angry that all the dancing and singing has awkaened them from their 6th nap of the day... They then use their wizardly powers to enslave Jayish to a sign post at SONIC which reads.." I can hear your arteries clogging special burger.. 1.99 combo.." Brad attempts to free Jayish by singing the aria.." The Ozarks: mountains or bad 70s singing band?" but to no avail.. Binger and Carl the Camel enter and attempt to free Jayish by pouring a strong blueberry mocha blend on his chains.. but then stop and the two are seen licking Jayish's chains ...the act closes as we see Radio Jon annoucning SONIC as closing due to the un appetizing sight of a man in tights chained to a drive in... end act two...
Act Three: Opens with Crown seen sleeping in a hammck.. they are obviously dreaming of time off at the holidays and the ability to sleep some more... plus the thought of a double fired twinkie from the state fair.... Christmasstar enters and sings the Opera..
" here is a cake.. with a file in it.." Minta enters and sings the Opera.." Is it a file with a virus? If so.. give it to CROWN.. who started this mess.." Santa's Helper enters and is seen feeding the cake to Jayish who is also eating a SONIC Bacon Double cheeseburger combo delux with fries and shake... they then suffer profuse sweating and are able to slip out of the chains.. the entire company rejoices and sings the aria.." Who needs WD 40 when you have greaseburgers?" the act ends with Johnor and Hooiser Christmas attemtping to dance a paus du lux with Jayish.. but their tights are also on backwards and the entire company is seen holding their sides in laughter...
ACt 4..( finale)
The entire company surrounds Crown.. who naturally is asleep and decide that they must be punished for enslaving Jayish at SONIC.. the company then take Crown and enslave them at a computer and make them reference WIKIPEDIA submissions on "The War of 1812.." the lovely overture is heard in the backgorund.. wherein the boom continuosuly awakens Crown and they are not able to sleep for a straight 4 hours...
then in one of the most beautiful moments ever in Opera History.. we see Crown attenpt a paus du lux and sings the Opera.." I am reformed and will never ever ensalve another person for keeping me awake longer than 19 minutes.." and in a true test of faith.. we see Crown go through the trials of eating at SONIC and as the curtain falls, we see them getting their cholesterol checked at a drive in pharmacy...
end....
ACT ONE..
Enters with Jayish who dances a Paus Du Lux entitled.." A new Show on MMC Radio..' His dancing entices the entire village to come out and sing the back up aria.." Hey.. your tights are on backwards.." Jayish then dances a second paus du lux which ends with his sweating profusely and all western state members of the forum singing the beautiful aria.." There's enough water pouring off him to end the drought in New Mexico.." The act ends with Ballcoach singing the aria.." Why am I watching this when the race is on...?" Just as ballcoach exits, a dark shadowy figure emerges.. ( stage goes dark... loud snoring is heard in background as the curtain drops..)
Act 2 Opens with the entire company lead by Maureen singing the beauiful aria.." Plaid: It isn't just stripes.. but a pattern for the world.."- The shadow figure reemerges and the audience sees that it is Crown.. angry that all the dancing and singing has awkaened them from their 6th nap of the day... They then use their wizardly powers to enslave Jayish to a sign post at SONIC which reads.." I can hear your arteries clogging special burger.. 1.99 combo.." Brad attempts to free Jayish by singing the aria.." The Ozarks: mountains or bad 70s singing band?" but to no avail.. Binger and Carl the Camel enter and attempt to free Jayish by pouring a strong blueberry mocha blend on his chains.. but then stop and the two are seen licking Jayish's chains ...the act closes as we see Radio Jon annoucning SONIC as closing due to the un appetizing sight of a man in tights chained to a drive in... end act two...
Act Three: Opens with Crown seen sleeping in a hammck.. they are obviously dreaming of time off at the holidays and the ability to sleep some more... plus the thought of a double fired twinkie from the state fair.... Christmasstar enters and sings the Opera..
" here is a cake.. with a file in it.." Minta enters and sings the Opera.." Is it a file with a virus? If so.. give it to CROWN.. who started this mess.." Santa's Helper enters and is seen feeding the cake to Jayish who is also eating a SONIC Bacon Double cheeseburger combo delux with fries and shake... they then suffer profuse sweating and are able to slip out of the chains.. the entire company rejoices and sings the aria.." Who needs WD 40 when you have greaseburgers?" the act ends with Johnor and Hooiser Christmas attemtping to dance a paus du lux with Jayish.. but their tights are also on backwards and the entire company is seen holding their sides in laughter...
ACt 4..( finale)
The entire company surrounds Crown.. who naturally is asleep and decide that they must be punished for enslaving Jayish at SONIC.. the company then take Crown and enslave them at a computer and make them reference WIKIPEDIA submissions on "The War of 1812.." the lovely overture is heard in the backgorund.. wherein the boom continuosuly awakens Crown and they are not able to sleep for a straight 4 hours...
then in one of the most beautiful moments ever in Opera History.. we see Crown attenpt a paus du lux and sings the Opera.." I am reformed and will never ever ensalve another person for keeping me awake longer than 19 minutes.." and in a true test of faith.. we see Crown go through the trials of eating at SONIC and as the curtain falls, we see them getting their cholesterol checked at a drive in pharmacy...
end....
