THE OPERA: PART XXXIIVV
Falling Leaves..
Part I: The curtain opens to an empty stage. This scene remains for twenty minutes. It closes and there is a 20 minute intermisson wherein Carl the Camel dances in the aisles wearing red plaid stockings.
Part II: Opens with a giant tree.. Jayish enters wearing Carl's plaid stockings and dances the paus du lux entitled.." Ode to Falling Leaves.." Cainemom enters and sings the Opera,,, I can post more leaves than the tree.. Snowflake enters and sings the aria.. "Who cares about leaves.. bring on falling flakes.." Coach enters and sings the Opera.." Leaves=Football.." The entire company lead by Made sing the Aria " The Midwest= who needs trees.." and the curtain falls... end Act II
Act III: The Confrontation
Curtian opens as Binger enters and holding a 29 ounce cup of coffee sings the aria..
" Leaves as filter=good java.." Brett enters and sings the aria.." Ozark leaves are better than Germanys.." which makes Track enter and sing the aria.." German leaves are better than Canadian.." Britt and Auntie enter and sing the aria.." OH YEAHHH LOOK AT OUR FLAG.." Jayish enters and dances a second paus du lux entitled.." New Jersey leaves are coated with a lovely chemical.." which leaves the audience gasping when they see that his cup is merely a leaf stapled to his leotard.." end ACT III
Act IV:
The evil Crown enters and sings the aria.." I hate falling leaves.. too much noise and too much sunlight filters and disrupts my afternoon and early evening naps.." They then use their magical powers to make the tree again grow leaves and become full.. Undertakr enters and signs the aria.." Sigh.. I wanted to rake.." Made enters and leads the entire company in the aria.." The Midwest= no trees=no raking.. so let's go spend tiem at the Jackson museum in Gary.." and despite the excitement, there is great saddness over the confusion of the seasons.. so much in fact, that Christmas Star announces they are not posting for 4 minutes..and the entire company is seen threatening to smashtheir keyboards in protest. END ACT IV
ACT V: Finale:
Jayish enters and dances a paus du lux entitled.." Plaid.. that will solve the day.." Maureen is dangled from guy wires over the tree and is seen sprinking magical plaid fairy dust all over the tree, which has Crown asleep in it with a sign saying " Do not disturb until January 2018.." GABull Dog is seen watching a football game between GA and Arkansas, which causes a fight between them and Brett. Suddenly the leaves begin falling from the tree and in one of the most beautiful moments ever in operatic history, we see Crown waking and singing the aria.." Is it hockey season yet.." wherein we see Britt and Auntie enter and roll their eyes.." The entire company then enter wearing plaid stockings and lead by Jayish sing the aria.." Fired twinkies wrapped in plaid.. this week's lunch special at the Shispering Pines.." as the curtain closes...
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