Did you know that John Lennon was said to consume between 40 and 60 cups of coffee per day? Supposedly it is true, but who really knows...(Yoko I guess...)
Coffee, Clark my fine fellow, is the elixir of the Gods. Black Gold, Texas Tea, as it were. The consumption of said brew will brighten the day of the gloomiest fellow, change the attitude of even the grumpiest of Dwarves and cause the hands to shake, of the finest surgeons. It is, in fact, the reason for Christmas, although that is a story that I have yet to make up...
Napping, also high on my list, is what makes a man, a man. Thomas Edison, Abraham Lincoln, Ashley (the little girl who lives up the street from me...) all nappers and all very sucessful! Coffee, however, gets in the way of napping...And, while napping it is very difficult to drink coffee...Just thought I'd iron that out...
"...Where's the Tylenol..."
jay