Countdown to Christmas 2007!!!
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Oh Cedar, Im so sorry I meant to say Happy Birthday on my last post and forgot so here goes, now don't plug your ears or laugh as I know the voice I have but
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR FRIEND CEDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Ok OK you can stop laughing now. And yes you can come and go with us to get you Christmas tree.
Binger, oh no coffee how did you manage. I think I would have dug out my old camp stove and camp coffee pot and brewed it that way. If need be holler I will send it to you. Better brew some now and get out the thermoses, better than none at all.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR FRIEND CEDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Ok OK you can stop laughing now. And yes you can come and go with us to get you Christmas tree.
Binger, oh no coffee how did you manage. I think I would have dug out my old camp stove and camp coffee pot and brewed it that way. If need be holler I will send it to you. Better brew some now and get out the thermoses, better than none at all.
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65 days to the Season
107 days to Christmas Day.
Binger wrote: "... sorta like Crown would feel if their mattress caught on fire.. "
Well, it would be a little warm, but still.......
On the other hand, if there was no gas stove, is Bing saying they would let the lack of power keep them from
their coffee for 3 days??
Surely, they could find some way to warm that brew - burn dry leaves, twigs, old
opera manuscripts, mattresses.......WAIT......what am I saying??
It's a beautiful 75 degrees outside.
The sun is shining.
It's calm.
The humidity is low.
Wonderful September weather.
.....with the possible exception of "Gabrielle". Right, Binger?
Binger? Bing?
Oh, gone on a drinking binge again.
"Gotta have that coffee, gotta have that coffee......!"
Oh, well.
Everyone have a Super Sunday.
Rest up to be ready to move another step closer to.....well, you know.
107 days to Christmas Day.
Binger wrote: "... sorta like Crown would feel if their mattress caught on fire.. "
Well, it would be a little warm, but still.......
On the other hand, if there was no gas stove, is Bing saying they would let the lack of power keep them from
their coffee for 3 days??
Surely, they could find some way to warm that brew - burn dry leaves, twigs, old
opera manuscripts, mattresses.......WAIT......what am I saying??
It's a beautiful 75 degrees outside.
The sun is shining.
It's calm.
The humidity is low.
Wonderful September weather.
.....with the possible exception of "Gabrielle". Right, Binger?
Binger? Bing?
Oh, gone on a drinking binge again.
"Gotta have that coffee, gotta have that coffee......!"
Oh, well.
Everyone have a Super Sunday.
Rest up to be ready to move another step closer to.....well, you know.
"Summer Breeze....makes me feel fine, going through the jasmine in my mind"....
Just heard that song and it sums up this day perfectly. Sounds like you are having the same kind of weather Crown! It is one of those golden September days, the sky is azure blue...no wait, it is periwinkle...no, cobalt...no, huh, ok... It's a blue.
Thanks Renn my friend, thanks!!! You have a sweet voice and I really enjoyed your greetings! I would never laugh at someone singing Happy Birthday to me, I would most likely cry!!
Get that coffee ready Bingster. Prepare to drink. DRINK!!
Have a glorious groovy jasmine type day!
Just heard that song and it sums up this day perfectly. Sounds like you are having the same kind of weather Crown! It is one of those golden September days, the sky is azure blue...no wait, it is periwinkle...no, cobalt...no, huh, ok... It's a blue.
Thanks Renn my friend, thanks!!! You have a sweet voice and I really enjoyed your greetings! I would never laugh at someone singing Happy Birthday to me, I would most likely cry!!
Get that coffee ready Bingster. Prepare to drink. DRINK!!
Have a glorious groovy jasmine type day!
THE OPERA.. PART XXVIII
Act One:
Opening scene.. a village- with a fountain- Carl the Camel walks in and sips long and hard from the fountain.. he belts out the aria " It's not H20.. it is coffee.. glorious coffee/java/ dark roast/light roast/ coffee in the daytime.. coffee in the nighttime.."- coffeee.. who needs water or three coins in a fountain when there is COFFEE.."- Binger is seen standing on top of the fountain looking down on their camel and lip synching between sips...
Cedar enters and is gaily dressed.. she belts out the aria " It's my Birthday and I'll sing Dusty if I want to.."- so she then drops the prtenese at being Leslie Gore and goes right into " Son of A Precaher Man.."- she then sits on the fountain as guests begin to arrive.. it is her BIRTHDAY.... Renna arrives with a bouquet of flowers..... Jay enters and presents a birthday gift along with the Stars of a Paus Du Lux entitled " Ode to Joy" and " then dances a Paus Du Solo of " Ode to Cheer"- which befuddles everyone until Binger arrives and presents a gift of a double stackable LG Stainless Steel Washer/Dryer.. There is great merriment and then with dark lighting and with the orchestra playing a funeral dirge.... Crown enters...
end Act 1
Act 2...
Crown announces that the birthday party celebration is over.. and then using their magical powers.. casts a spell on Cedar that makers her not want to wash any clothes.. Crown is angry and afraid that the Stackable Washer and Dryer will cause a loud spinning sound and thus keep them awake at night.. Crown belts out the aria " The Look of Love.... is wrinkled dirty clothes.. splattered with Binger's Coffee and no one is able to wash them..."- Cedar is seen attempting to wash Jay's tights using a rock- but they cause a hole in the seat and we see Jayish dancing a Paus Du Lux with Auntie Mistletoe attemtping to sew up the seat.
end Act 2
Act 3 ( Finale)
Opens with Sandy announcing that there are only 364 days left until Cedar's next Birthday and we can once again present Birthday gifts..and she sings an aria suggesting that we give a MAPQUEST to the nearest laudramat.."- Clark Griswold enters and sings the aria that he too has magical powers and can reverse the damage that Crown ahs caused.." We see Crown enter and they have had a change of heart and can be seen pouring " BORAX" into the new stackable while singing the Aria " Kansas City Blues... wash with likeable colors.."- Iron Eagle points out that the lights on the Washer/Dryer are now visible as functioning... and, in one of the most memorable moments ever in Operatic History.. we see Crown sitting on top of the Dryer during the spin cycle- taking a nap of course..." The entire company comes together and sings " Clean Underwear: mom was right.. one never knows when you might go to the hospital.."
end...
Act One:
Opening scene.. a village- with a fountain- Carl the Camel walks in and sips long and hard from the fountain.. he belts out the aria " It's not H20.. it is coffee.. glorious coffee/java/ dark roast/light roast/ coffee in the daytime.. coffee in the nighttime.."- coffeee.. who needs water or three coins in a fountain when there is COFFEE.."- Binger is seen standing on top of the fountain looking down on their camel and lip synching between sips...
Cedar enters and is gaily dressed.. she belts out the aria " It's my Birthday and I'll sing Dusty if I want to.."- so she then drops the prtenese at being Leslie Gore and goes right into " Son of A Precaher Man.."- she then sits on the fountain as guests begin to arrive.. it is her BIRTHDAY.... Renna arrives with a bouquet of flowers..... Jay enters and presents a birthday gift along with the Stars of a Paus Du Lux entitled " Ode to Joy" and " then dances a Paus Du Solo of " Ode to Cheer"- which befuddles everyone until Binger arrives and presents a gift of a double stackable LG Stainless Steel Washer/Dryer.. There is great merriment and then with dark lighting and with the orchestra playing a funeral dirge.... Crown enters...
end Act 1
Act 2...
Crown announces that the birthday party celebration is over.. and then using their magical powers.. casts a spell on Cedar that makers her not want to wash any clothes.. Crown is angry and afraid that the Stackable Washer and Dryer will cause a loud spinning sound and thus keep them awake at night.. Crown belts out the aria " The Look of Love.... is wrinkled dirty clothes.. splattered with Binger's Coffee and no one is able to wash them..."- Cedar is seen attempting to wash Jay's tights using a rock- but they cause a hole in the seat and we see Jayish dancing a Paus Du Lux with Auntie Mistletoe attemtping to sew up the seat.
end Act 2
Act 3 ( Finale)
Opens with Sandy announcing that there are only 364 days left until Cedar's next Birthday and we can once again present Birthday gifts..and she sings an aria suggesting that we give a MAPQUEST to the nearest laudramat.."- Clark Griswold enters and sings the aria that he too has magical powers and can reverse the damage that Crown ahs caused.." We see Crown enter and they have had a change of heart and can be seen pouring " BORAX" into the new stackable while singing the Aria " Kansas City Blues... wash with likeable colors.."- Iron Eagle points out that the lights on the Washer/Dryer are now visible as functioning... and, in one of the most memorable moments ever in Operatic History.. we see Crown sitting on top of the Dryer during the spin cycle- taking a nap of course..." The entire company comes together and sings " Clean Underwear: mom was right.. one never knows when you might go to the hospital.."
end...
Hahaheeehaheeehahehehaaa! "Three Coins in a Fountain"!!!! My mom used to sing that theme song to me when I was a babe! Saw the movie much later about 3 American girls searching for love and....well, love. So fifties.
Wait til Crown reads this one, destined to become a classic Binger...a classic.
Hurray! An inspiration to us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait til Crown reads this one, destined to become a classic Binger...a classic.
Hurray! An inspiration to us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Evening Everyone !!!
It's 2350hrs here. It's been a long day. See you all tomorrow !
It's 2350hrs here. It's been a long day. See you all tomorrow !
Crown 84
Official MMC Countmeister
MMC Lifer
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Ah, Binger! Another masterpiece!
And Carl is beaming from hump to hump.....to hump at being allowed to be the opening act. As a consequence, he is sending you a batch of his latest coffee-peach blend.
64 days to the Season
106 days to Christmas Day.
Hey! Getting close to the 100-day Christmas Day window!
Then, not so far from the 90% Season Home Stretch mark.
And THEN........
Have a Marvelous Monday, my Christmas friends......and talented opera writer.
(Keep those coffee donations coming!)
And Carl is beaming from hump to hump.....to hump at being allowed to be the opening act. As a consequence, he is sending you a batch of his latest coffee-peach blend.
64 days to the Season
106 days to Christmas Day.
Hey! Getting close to the 100-day Christmas Day window!
Then, not so far from the 90% Season Home Stretch mark.
And THEN........
Have a Marvelous Monday, my Christmas friends......and talented opera writer.
(Keep those coffee donations coming!)
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