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Hey Sparkling.. just int ime to do a Paus Du Lux with Jay! Opera, Part XXII is on the way!
Despite the hot, humid, hazy conditions, all was good at the Israel Lites Deli.. until thelate night partying and coffee drinking woke up a nearby resident...
( cut to Aria of a loud scream......)
Despite the hot, humid, hazy conditions, all was good at the Israel Lites Deli.. until thelate night partying and coffee drinking woke up a nearby resident...
( cut to Aria of a loud scream......)
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For those who were never at Christmas.Com or The Christmas Place, you should be aware we have a world-class playwright here, our one and only Binger! We have been very entertained over the years by their clever prose.
You should all feel honored, as you surely will be, when their next installment appears.
(---This endorsement sponsored by Maxwell House and Folgers Coffees)
You should all feel honored, as you surely will be, when their next installment appears.
(---This endorsement sponsored by Maxwell House and Folgers Coffees)
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Hi everyone,
I finally found my way over here. This is definitely the place for a Christmasaholic. This place is going to keep me very busy. Say, where's that plate of Christmas cookies for newbies? LOL)
The cookies are baking! Meanwhile - http://www.plan59.com/xmas/xmas010.htm & http://www.plan59.com/xmas/xmas052.htm
Or, in case you want to beat the heat - http://www.plan59.com/av/av348.htm
Welcome to the new pad, Sparkling Star!
Good Friday afternoon!! The suns a blazin" but Im thinking cool thoughts of the approaching seasons!!! Sure do miss the boys being back at school......there was so much more I wanted to do this summer!!! But we do have the weekends!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and keep thinking those cool thoughts!!!
Yeah, Binger I'll take an iced coffee and make it a double!!!
Have a great day and weekend everyone! Merry Christmas!
Have a great day and weekend everyone! Merry Christmas!
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:hello: Thanks for the cookies RJD. Sorry Sparkling, but I got here before you. I think I left one behind.
Merry Greetings, Y'all! Just a quick in and quick out tonight as I'm getting ready to venture off in the morning.
I'll try to get my hands on the laptop if I can.
:rudolph:Keep a festive thought and know that while I control the music on the drive, I'll be slipping at least one Christmas CD in for a listen. Of course that will make me think of everyone here and how much closer we are getting to Christmas and of course the start of our Season!
Merry Greetings, Y'all! Just a quick in and quick out tonight as I'm getting ready to venture off in the morning.
I'll try to get my hands on the laptop if I can.
:rudolph:Keep a festive thought and know that while I control the music on the drive, I'll be slipping at least one Christmas CD in for a listen. Of course that will make me think of everyone here and how much closer we are getting to Christmas and of course the start of our Season!
OH Crown, you said it perfectly. Our Bing. What a talent, what a marvel. Yeah, get to know this remarkable person; so worth it...we are so lucky!
THE OPERA.. PART XXII
Act One:
Opening scne.. the Israel Lites Deli.... It is Hot, Hazy, Humid.... Binger and Scrooge are sitting outside singing the Aria.. " Iced Coffee in the Morning.. Iced Coffee in the Evening.. Iced Coffee in the early morning..."- The lovely Cedar is serving up malts in her best Dusty Wig.. she too breaks into an aria entitled " The look of love.... is when temps are below 103 degrees..." Jay and The Stars enter and dance a paus du lux entitled " Ode to Ham on Rye.." It is obvious that the Israel Lites Deli is a happy place..... with much partying late into the night
end act one ( and we all know what's coming..)
Act two:
Opens with radio jon dropping from the ceiling announcing the closing of the Israel Lites Deli. He sings the aria " by order of the evil Crownster... The Deli is closed and using their magical powers.. everyone is hereby sent to Aquafinaland.." ( where there is no coffee)- Everyone is confused... but that is due to the lack of Coffee... Crown enters and sings the aria " at last... now I may sleep and sleep without the Deli keeping me awake at night.."- The Israel Lites is closed and shuttered and as the curtain closes, we see Crown pulling up their mattress to the building and announcing that it is now a Mattress Discounters store.. They then break into the aria " Sleep on it.. play on it.. have a good night's sleep on us.. mattress discounters..."
(end act 2)
Act 3 ( finale)
Opens with Jeff Westover announcing via an aria that The Israel Lites is reopening and that Crown's evil powers have been revoked and in order to create a new universe of happiness Jana will be joining the staff of Israel Lites and serving a new dish called " the nugget" which goes well with iced coffee, plus, left over nuggets will be used each night to build a wall between Crown and the Deli, thus never disrupting their slumber again. Cedar joins Jay as the curtian closes and in one of the most beautiful moments ever in Operatic history, we see them sticking Crown's hand in a warm bucket of water as they sleep. The crowd at the Israel Lites all break into the aria
" Lean on me.." Sandy annpucnes that The Israel Lites is now Open for business....
end...
Act One:
Opening scne.. the Israel Lites Deli.... It is Hot, Hazy, Humid.... Binger and Scrooge are sitting outside singing the Aria.. " Iced Coffee in the Morning.. Iced Coffee in the Evening.. Iced Coffee in the early morning..."- The lovely Cedar is serving up malts in her best Dusty Wig.. she too breaks into an aria entitled " The look of love.... is when temps are below 103 degrees..." Jay and The Stars enter and dance a paus du lux entitled " Ode to Ham on Rye.." It is obvious that the Israel Lites Deli is a happy place..... with much partying late into the night
end act one ( and we all know what's coming..)
Act two:
Opens with radio jon dropping from the ceiling announcing the closing of the Israel Lites Deli. He sings the aria " by order of the evil Crownster... The Deli is closed and using their magical powers.. everyone is hereby sent to Aquafinaland.." ( where there is no coffee)- Everyone is confused... but that is due to the lack of Coffee... Crown enters and sings the aria " at last... now I may sleep and sleep without the Deli keeping me awake at night.."- The Israel Lites is closed and shuttered and as the curtain closes, we see Crown pulling up their mattress to the building and announcing that it is now a Mattress Discounters store.. They then break into the aria " Sleep on it.. play on it.. have a good night's sleep on us.. mattress discounters..."
(end act 2)
Act 3 ( finale)
Opens with Jeff Westover announcing via an aria that The Israel Lites is reopening and that Crown's evil powers have been revoked and in order to create a new universe of happiness Jana will be joining the staff of Israel Lites and serving a new dish called " the nugget" which goes well with iced coffee, plus, left over nuggets will be used each night to build a wall between Crown and the Deli, thus never disrupting their slumber again. Cedar joins Jay as the curtian closes and in one of the most beautiful moments ever in Operatic history, we see them sticking Crown's hand in a warm bucket of water as they sleep. The crowd at the Israel Lites all break into the aria
" Lean on me.." Sandy annpucnes that The Israel Lites is now Open for business....
end...
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........And in an incredible touch if irony, Crown is the first up this morning to see the latest opera masterpiece. They are so moved they decide to return to bed for an extra 3 hours of sleep just so they can dream about what they read. (And also to drown out the wails of Carl who is again upset that he was left out - that narcissistic camel!)
Seriously, my coffee-soaked friend, you have outdone yourself.
Ah, you missed your calling. You could have been a great writer.
Hmmm..... what do we really know about our friend Binger. They might in fact BE a great writer here in disguise!
94 days to the Season.
136 days to Christmas Day.
We are looking forward to the "cool" temps here today with the high only in the low 90's.
Would you believe, my beloved Crown Victoria (from which my stage name here comes) failed the state inspection yesterday afternoon because the high-beam indicator on the dashboard was burned out! I'm not talking the high beam headlilghts - just the little blue indicator on the dash! Can someone tell me how that is a safety issue? As if I can't tell when my high beams are on? Now, I'll likely have to spend $500 to have someone dissassemble the dashboard to replace the bulb. Go figure!
Anyway, have a Stupendous Saturday, all my friends!
Seriously, my coffee-soaked friend, you have outdone yourself.
Ah, you missed your calling. You could have been a great writer.
Hmmm..... what do we really know about our friend Binger. They might in fact BE a great writer here in disguise!
94 days to the Season.
136 days to Christmas Day.
We are looking forward to the "cool" temps here today with the high only in the low 90's.
Would you believe, my beloved Crown Victoria (from which my stage name here comes) failed the state inspection yesterday afternoon because the high-beam indicator on the dashboard was burned out! I'm not talking the high beam headlilghts - just the little blue indicator on the dash! Can someone tell me how that is a safety issue? As if I can't tell when my high beams are on? Now, I'll likely have to spend $500 to have someone dissassemble the dashboard to replace the bulb. Go figure!
Anyway, have a Stupendous Saturday, all my friends!
A Nutter Butter (But Hot) Morning To You!
Another, yes...another tremendous opera!!! Oh... the groovy goodness of it all! Aquafinaland? Heeheehe. YEAH! Thanks for the laughs this morning Bing!
Hi Sparkling, good to see you! Have you heard from Elfspirit? Nutter-Butter.
Crown, I can't believe your namesake didn't pass inspection! Unheard of!...You should see the contraptions called vehicles they pass here in Michigan. Recall the jalopy Jed Clampett rode around in??? Hehe Yeah, it's like that here.
Another, yes...another tremendous opera!!! Oh... the groovy goodness of it all! Aquafinaland? Heeheehe. YEAH! Thanks for the laughs this morning Bing!
Hi Sparkling, good to see you! Have you heard from Elfspirit? Nutter-Butter.
Crown, I can't believe your namesake didn't pass inspection! Unheard of!...You should see the contraptions called vehicles they pass here in Michigan. Recall the jalopy Jed Clampett rode around in??? Hehe Yeah, it's like that here.
Shame on you Crown, I think Carls third hump is more important that your little nap. Someone get some ice water.
Bing, you did it again, great opera. Can't wait until the next installment.
Bing, you did it again, great opera. Can't wait until the next installment.
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