HOHOHO Matey! Where dose thee? Oh. There yas be. Look yonder matey. Crown lyes a waitin'. Sleepin like a snail. If yee wakesemup, yee will be pi*sed!
Who wants mor ale? Yeaah Matey!, The Crownster, he 'as a waken ooop. Auntie, git yer writtin yank, put dis down young woman. Dee Crown, ee finally pulled rank.
Wher da spirited gent called Binger? Drinkin' aehh? What say? Cofee ya say? Perplexed, I say. Well, ok, here's the Half & Half...