**BREAKING NEWS: KEVIN HAS GONE ROGUE!!!**
**ORLANDO... WE HAVE A PROBLEM.**
Remember how we told everyone that our adorable little Halloween intern, **Satan's Intern, Kevin**, would be taking over Lite 99 for 84 HOURS?
Well...
**ABOUT THAT.**
Apparently, Kevin decided that 84 hours of Halloween music JUST WASN'T ENOUGH!
Somehow, SOMEWAY, our little troublemaker managed to get into the station's programming computer and make a few... *adjustments.*
And before management could figure out what happened...
**THE HALLOWEEN MUSIC STARTED EARLY!!!**
We checked the schedule.
We checked the automation system.
We checked the programming logs.
And then we found a handwritten note taped to the computer...
**"84 HOURS WASN'T ENOUGH. YOU'RE WELCOME. — KEVIN"**

**KEVIN!!!!**
So, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to officially announce that our 84-hour Halloween takeover has been...
**UNAUTHORIZEDLY EXTENDED!!!**
**108 HOURS OF ORLANDO'S HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST!**
That's right!
**108 HOURS!**
**4 DAYS AND 12 HOURS!**
**ONE VERY HAPPY LITTLE DEMON!**
**AND A RADIO STUDIO THAT MANAGEMENT CAN'T GET INTO!**
Kevin has officially chained the studio doors shut, changed the locks, and informed management that he is now the Program Director.
**KEVIN:** "I GAVE MYSELF A PROMOTION!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!"
️ **MANAGEMENT:** "KEVIN! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE PROGRAMMING SCHEDULE!"
**KEVIN:** "I ALREADY DID!!!"
️ **MANAGEMENT:** "YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE 84 HOURS!"
**KEVIN:** "WELL, NOW I HAVE 108! LEARN TO COUNT!!!"

We really need to update our employee handbook.
Meanwhile...
**GINGER HAS BEEN SPOTTED OUTSIDE THE STUDIO AGAIN.**
Apparently, our sweet Christmas mascot is NOT thrilled about the extra 24 hours of Halloween music.
Security footage shows her standing outside the locked studio door...
Holding her rolling pin.
Staring at the countdown clock.
And looking VERY, VERY ANGRY.
**KEVIN:** "SORRY, COOKIE GIRL! CHRISTMAS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!!!"
**GINGER:** *[Aggressively jingles a set of keys.]*
**SO HERE WE GO, ORLANDO!!!**
**108 HOURS OF HALLOWEEN MUSIC!**
From Wednesday, October 28th at midnight through Sunday, November 1st at noon!
Your favorite spooky songs, Halloween classics, and plenty of surprises!
**AND DON'T FORGET!**
Santa Claus has a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT coming during the **11 AM hour on Sunday, November 1st!**
Assuming Ginger can get those studio doors unlocked first.
Until then...
**KEVIN IS IN CHARGE!**
The doors are locked.
The Halloween music is playing.
Ginger is furious.

And management has officially lost control.
**WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!**
**LITE 99 — ORLANDO'S HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST!**
WLQT-DB | Orlando
**P.S. Management would like to clarify that Kevin does NOT have authorization to modify our programming schedule. Unfortunately, he also does not appear to care.**
#Lite99Orlando #SatansInternKevin #108HoursOfHalloween #OrlandosHalloweenPlaylist #GingerTheCookie #Halloween2026 #OrlandoRadio