Top 10 Questions for Job Applicants at the North Pole

10. Do you still get coal in your stocking?

9. What color is the red sleigh?

8. If Mr. and Mrs. Claus gets into an argument, who is right?

7. Have you ever roasted chestnuts?

6. When Jack Frost nips at your nose, do you nip back?

5. Just what is a holly-jolly Christmas?

4. Have you ever dreamt of, say, a purple Christmas?

3. Is “Frosty the Snowman” really a Christmas song?

2. Do you know “Jingle Bells” in any other language?

1. How many angels can dance on a snowflake?