Then you have the Peabody hotels which have ducks that are a part of the hotel. They march in twice a day to the music of John Phillips Sousa, swim around in the indoor fountain, and then march out again and go to their penthouse! It is so fun to watch. HMG, maybe you could open up your house as a bed-and-breakfast and have the ducks for entertainment, LOL!
I hope the ducks don't start inviting their friends over, now that they're feeling right at home!
I remember a hotel back in Maryland that had a deer jump the fence, swim around for a while, then jump back over the fence and back across the highway into the woods. IIRC, it happened at my college, too.