Fellow spooks! I've been absent for the past couple of days taking care of some work duties and making sure that my daughter gets sufficient sleep and nutrition for the latest round of standardized testing at her school, but I've still got time to pop in here on my lunch break for the Seasonal Candy of the Week!
Today, however, we're taking a slight detour...trust me on this one. We'll return to our regularly scheduled candy-gazing next week. No, today instead I bring you some Halloween treat news of a different variety.
Most of you should be familiar with General Mills' line of seasonal monster cereals: Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, and the much-lesser known Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy. I personally go scouring for boxes of Count Chocula every year. For 2021, we're getting a bonus box, as General Mills has decided to lump all five of these cereals into an abomination known as "Monster Mash."
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The box describes it as "Artificially flavored berry cereal with monster marshmallows" which makes you wonder where Count Chocula will fit in here, but nonetheless, this is a strange and wonderful Halloween surprise. Will it be tasty? Does the thought of mashing five cereals together scare you away? Who are Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy, and why am I just now hearing about them? Why are we talking about cereal when this feature is supposed to be about candy?
Alright, that's enough questions for one day. Discuss whether or not you'll sink your teeth into a bowl of this when it hits shelves in roughly 100 days time!
And as always, fellow spooks, have a frightfully wonderful Tuesday!