Too funny. Who says getting older is no fun?!What time is it? What DAY is it? Where am I? Why is there a taxidermed alligator with a bucket of chicken in its mouth next to me? Why is my hair dyed blue with the letters SS shaved in to the top of my head? Why is there Christmas trees painted on my toenails and candy canes on my fingernails? Why do I have a tattoo of hermie pulling out the abominable snowman's teeth? Where did all of this glitter come from? Why are there cops outside the door and a letter saying you're getting coal for a decade after that one sincerely S. Claus taped to the mirror?
On second thought, Don't tell me. Just assure me that there's not any videos on YouTube! Oh and thank you to whoever left the bottle of water and Tylenol on the night stand.
Happy day-after-your-birthday!
















